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[rulzrule]

you should definitely not throw a party without the balloon...

wrap your wacker before you tap her

it may seem silly but wrap your willy

wrap your wanker before you thank her

cover your dick before you fuck that chick

cover your junk before you slam dunk

wrap your wacker before you attack her

cover your stump before you hump

don't be a loner cover your boner

protect your wee wee before your hee hee

before you blast her guard your bushmaster

if you're not going to sack it go home and wack it

if you think she's spunky cover your monkey

put on your hat, before you enter her cat

it'll be sweeter if you wrap your peter

before a quickie wrap your dicky

when she moan bag your bones

and remember kids always use protection

I'm free -- I'm free,
And freedom tastes of reality!
I'm free -- I'm free,
And I'm waiting for you to follow me.
If I told you what it takes
To reach the highest high,
You'd laugh and say "Nothing's that simple."
But you've been told many times before
Messiahs pointed to the door
And no one had the guts to leave the temple!
I'm free -- I'm free,
And I'm waiting for you to follow me.
I'm free -- I'm free,
And I'm waiting for you to follow me.