Too Fricking Hilarious Not To Post
IT'S ALL MATT'S FAULT. HE'S INSIDE THE MEME MACHINE, I TELL YOU!!! HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!! XDDD
Okay, that was pretty funny.
Anywhore, Hurricane Charley is nearing the coast of Florida (which I am currently inhabiting) and our preparations are finished. We went to Wal-Mart and got supplies to keep us alive (food, water, batteries, diapers). We moved the boat into the garage, but not before taking absolutelty EVERYTHING out and then putting it all back in after we got the boat inside. We cleaned up the porch and put away the big swing. We moved anything that might possibly become a projectile in the winds of that swirling mass of suck, Charley, and now I am free to enjoy the majesty of the internet before Charley takes care of the power in our house.
Great news guys, Charley heard me screaming about how much of a wuss it was being only a category two hurricane so they're predicting it to turn into a category four by the time it hits us. Just my luck.
That fucking bastard ass-cock.
Ergh, see you all in a couple of days when Charley's through beating us to a pulp.