The Lestrange Legacy - 2.2
Previously: Lincoln and Demetri were born, adding to the boy problem we seem to be having. Birthdays and randomness ensued.
Warnings: Profane Language, Sexual Jokes, Innuendos, Death Threats, Prostitution and lots more! :D
While sleeping, Alejandro dreams of the best thing: work.
Hercules: You see, father, I have come to the conclusion to kill Lincoln as he's ruining my chances of becoming heir. Obviously, as the winner of last generation, you should be able to relate to my situation.
Alejandro: Hm, an interesting approach you're taking. I will think about it.
You see that "-$50"? Yeah, that's Bella charging Alejandro for sex. He doesn't realize he doesn't have to pay now they're married.
Lincoln: One of these days, me and you should try to build a rocket ship and explore outer space!
Hercules: That would be a perfect way to get rid of him.
What the fuck, Lincoln is supposed to be the evil one.
Upon the discovery that she is yet again pregnant, Bella decides to eat a lot of watermelon.
Apparently, it's supposed to make the baby a female.
We all really want a girl in this legacy that was actually born, including Bella.
Bella: NOMNOMNOMN :D
Alejandro enjoys a lovely bubble bath.
Pregnant~
But we have already established this.
I used to hate this little bastard, but Demetri is starting to grow on me <3
Hercules is getting pretty darn close to finishing his novel, Electric.
Lincoln and Alejandro both being evil sims, they share their mastermind plots with each other.
Hercules birthday! And this birthday actually wasn't even early, the game gave me like a 1 day notice or something.
Hercules gives death glares. The usual.
Even Demetri showed up. Eating toddler mush, of course.
Hercules: Hmm.. what to wish for? I wish to be Gen. 2's heir! :D
Alejandro: With so much birthday cake lying around... *calculates*... we could start a bakery and make millions!
He got the Bookworm trait. I am starting to really like Hercules.
What a stud.
Hercules finished his novel. He gets 36 simoleons a week in royalties for it. Youngest author ever? :P
You can also see Alejandro in this background of this picture failing at life dancing.
Lincoln heads to the park to meet some friend's, and much to my dismay, he discovers the swing set is his best friend.
I had to take this picture. The one on the left looks like a goldfish lmao. The one on the right looks like she just saw someone give birth.
Bella: Oh my, Demetri, I said truck... not what you said!
Bella switches to the maternity clothes which are so ugly it makes me wanna cut a hoe.
I let Lincoln wander, and he ended up swimming in the public pool. In his underwear.
Demetri doesn't approve of the toilet that hasn't been cleaned since Hercules used it.
Demetri: *is not amused*
Such awesome dance skills. Such a stud muffin.
Alejandro finished his first painting :3
I'm not sure what to make of it. Frankly, it scares the fuck out of me, but oh well.
Lincoln: *plots*
Like father like son.... right?
Don't be givin me attitude, Bella! D:<
Hercules randomly woke up at 3AM and grabbed a book from his book shelf (where else?) and started to read.
First day of school for Lincoln.
Hercules: Don't worry bro, I'll show you the ropes at school. 8D
Lincoln: Oh god, help me.
After school, Hercules goes to a friend's house. Then some dude randomly decided to die.
The Grim Reaper shows up. In the wrong room.
Grim Reaper: Hey dead guy, can you like get in a grave. Kthx.
Death and the dead guy get acquainted, because it really matters.
They disappear in a cloud of black smoke. Lovely.
And on that note, Hercules decides to leave.
I love Lincoln's watermelon shorts. :3
Not in front of the baby! D:
Let's hope for a girl, or I else I will lock all of the sims in one room and kill them one by one.
Thank god. Meet Paige Lestrange <3333
Alejandro seems to have taking a liking to her.
Demetri's birthday! Yes, Demetri's! Not Paige's!
Demetri: What the fuck?
Demetri: I feel no different D:
Small tidbit, Grumpy sims are IMPOSSIBLE to ever have in a good mood. Like fucking impossible. Fuck you Demetri.
Now it's time for Paige's birthday!
Bald baby!!! D:
Ok, that's better. I changed her hair after this, though.
Lincoln and Demetri chowing down on cake. That's the only food in the house. Ever. =\
The nursery needed to be decked out in new colors for Paige's sake.
She seems to be enjoying her toddler mush. :3
Why all the people?
It's a double birthday party, of course! Anyways, for any who care or notice, Darby isn't here at the party. I'm pretty sure he moved out of town. He is never at his house. And when I scroll over his face in Alejandro's relationship panel it only shows his name, and not traits, job etc.
Plus, it wouldn't let me invite him to the party. Sad day.
Hercules finally meets his grandpa, Manny. Who looks more like his brother. And some asshole in the background just stares.
They immediately start chatting. They get along quite well, actually.
Manny: Working at a hospital, I see a lot of pill poppers coming through from overdoses etc.
Manny: That's actually how I met your Grandma Z, she had overdosed and I saved her life.
What a great story.
Demetri: Living on Earth sucks D:<
Lincoln's up first! :D
Jesus christ this fat mother fucker in the black shirt keeps getting in all of my god damn screen caps D:<
Lol at Lincoln.
Oh Lincoln.... what went wrong?
*Head desk*
Landon decides to throw up all my over toilet. Thanks.
Demetri: *Does not approve*
Alejandro's birthday!
Landon gets all up in Alejandro's grill.
Alejandro: D:
And he looks the same!
Despite his fug, I like Lincoln for the fact he cleans everything.
Now if someone actually wore those clothes to school, they would be shot.
Paige's birthday!
Growing up into your underwear seems to be the Lestrange tradition.
I'm loving the way Paige is turning out.
Comments would be nice. I like to hear everyone's opinion on the legacy and the current chapter and my story telling abilities.
Generation 1
1.0 - 1.1 - 1.2 - 1.3 - 1.4 - Heir Poll
Generation 2
2.0 - 2.1
Warnings: Profane Language, Sexual Jokes, Innuendos, Death Threats, Prostitution and lots more! :D
While sleeping, Alejandro dreams of the best thing: work.
Hercules: You see, father, I have come to the conclusion to kill Lincoln as he's ruining my chances of becoming heir. Obviously, as the winner of last generation, you should be able to relate to my situation.
Alejandro: Hm, an interesting approach you're taking. I will think about it.
You see that "-$50"? Yeah, that's Bella charging Alejandro for sex. He doesn't realize he doesn't have to pay now they're married.
Lincoln: One of these days, me and you should try to build a rocket ship and explore outer space!
Hercules: That would be a perfect way to get rid of him.
What the fuck, Lincoln is supposed to be the evil one.
Upon the discovery that she is yet again pregnant, Bella decides to eat a lot of watermelon.
Apparently, it's supposed to make the baby a female.
We all really want a girl in this legacy that was actually born, including Bella.
Bella: NOMNOMNOMN :D
Alejandro enjoys a lovely bubble bath.
Pregnant~
But we have already established this.
I used to hate this little bastard, but Demetri is starting to grow on me <3
Hercules is getting pretty darn close to finishing his novel, Electric.
Lincoln and Alejandro both being evil sims, they share their mastermind plots with each other.
Hercules birthday! And this birthday actually wasn't even early, the game gave me like a 1 day notice or something.
Hercules gives death glares. The usual.
Even Demetri showed up. Eating toddler mush, of course.
Hercules: Hmm.. what to wish for? I wish to be Gen. 2's heir! :D
Alejandro: With so much birthday cake lying around... *calculates*... we could start a bakery and make millions!
He got the Bookworm trait. I am starting to really like Hercules.
What a stud.
Hercules finished his novel. He gets 36 simoleons a week in royalties for it. Youngest author ever? :P
You can also see Alejandro in this background of this picture failing at life dancing.
Lincoln heads to the park to meet some friend's, and much to my dismay, he discovers the swing set is his best friend.
I had to take this picture. The one on the left looks like a goldfish lmao. The one on the right looks like she just saw someone give birth.
Bella: Oh my, Demetri, I said truck... not what you said!
Bella switches to the maternity clothes which are so ugly it makes me wanna cut a hoe.
I let Lincoln wander, and he ended up swimming in the public pool. In his underwear.
Demetri doesn't approve of the toilet that hasn't been cleaned since Hercules used it.
Demetri: *is not amused*
Such awesome dance skills. Such a stud muffin.
Alejandro finished his first painting :3
I'm not sure what to make of it. Frankly, it scares the fuck out of me, but oh well.
Lincoln: *plots*
Like father like son.... right?
Don't be givin me attitude, Bella! D:<
Hercules randomly woke up at 3AM and grabbed a book from his book shelf (where else?) and started to read.
First day of school for Lincoln.
Hercules: Don't worry bro, I'll show you the ropes at school. 8D
Lincoln: Oh god, help me.
After school, Hercules goes to a friend's house. Then some dude randomly decided to die.
The Grim Reaper shows up. In the wrong room.
Grim Reaper: Hey dead guy, can you like get in a grave. Kthx.
Death and the dead guy get acquainted, because it really matters.
They disappear in a cloud of black smoke. Lovely.
And on that note, Hercules decides to leave.
I love Lincoln's watermelon shorts. :3
Not in front of the baby! D:
Let's hope for a girl, or I else I will lock all of the sims in one room and kill them one by one.
Thank god. Meet Paige Lestrange <3333
Alejandro seems to have taking a liking to her.
Demetri's birthday! Yes, Demetri's! Not Paige's!
Demetri: What the fuck?
Demetri: I feel no different D:
Small tidbit, Grumpy sims are IMPOSSIBLE to ever have in a good mood. Like fucking impossible. Fuck you Demetri.
Now it's time for Paige's birthday!
Bald baby!!! D:
Ok, that's better. I changed her hair after this, though.
Lincoln and Demetri chowing down on cake. That's the only food in the house. Ever. =\
The nursery needed to be decked out in new colors for Paige's sake.
She seems to be enjoying her toddler mush. :3
Why all the people?
It's a double birthday party, of course! Anyways, for any who care or notice, Darby isn't here at the party. I'm pretty sure he moved out of town. He is never at his house. And when I scroll over his face in Alejandro's relationship panel it only shows his name, and not traits, job etc.
Plus, it wouldn't let me invite him to the party. Sad day.
Hercules finally meets his grandpa, Manny. Who looks more like his brother. And some asshole in the background just stares.
They immediately start chatting. They get along quite well, actually.
Manny: Working at a hospital, I see a lot of pill poppers coming through from overdoses etc.
Manny: That's actually how I met your Grandma Z, she had overdosed and I saved her life.
What a great story.
Demetri: Living on Earth sucks D:<
Lincoln's up first! :D
Jesus christ this fat mother fucker in the black shirt keeps getting in all of my god damn screen caps D:<
Lol at Lincoln.
Oh Lincoln.... what went wrong?
*Head desk*
Landon decides to throw up all my over toilet. Thanks.
Demetri: *Does not approve*
Alejandro's birthday!
Landon gets all up in Alejandro's grill.
Alejandro: D:
And he looks the same!
Despite his fug, I like Lincoln for the fact he cleans everything.
Now if someone actually wore those clothes to school, they would be shot.
Paige's birthday!
Growing up into your underwear seems to be the Lestrange tradition.
I'm loving the way Paige is turning out.
Comments would be nice. I like to hear everyone's opinion on the legacy and the current chapter and my story telling abilities.
Generation 1
1.0 - 1.1 - 1.2 - 1.3 - 1.4 - Heir Poll
Generation 2
2.0 - 2.1