Mar 08, 2008 02:15
Sheesh, what a day. I was finally feeling better, so I went on a store run with Storm earlier. On the way back, this pair of reptiles and a hyperactive bee kid stop us, accusing us of being that thief on the news I mentioned the other day, the one that killed some guards! They said there were green feathers at the crime scene. I was about to say something, but then Storm cut me off by thinking out loud, "How could the boss do that when he was home feeling bad--
but boss, i relly said "leevin snotty tissues on th florr"
sk;hfklsdhfa;sDamn it, Storm! Quit messing with my com
But you were leaving tissues all over the place, o fearless leader. ~v~
... note to self, edit this out after they leave. Anyway, as I was saying, the lizard wasn't buying it, but the... alligator? Crocodile? I can't tell the difference. Anyway, their big guy was a different story. It looked like he might've believed Storm. I told him that even on the odd chance they were my feathers, the Babylon Rogues don't kill. We gotta knock some heads around sometimes, but we don't kill anyone. We got a code, after all.
We started to go, but the lizard tried to stop us. He's apparently some kind of ninja wannabe. So, I did what anyanime nerd skjfh;dsfWAVE!one would do when faced with a ninja: I asked if he knew the Sexy Jutsu. He stammered and turned bright red. I mean his entire body went from pinkish-purple to red. I wonder if he could turn a certain shade of blue... That gave us the chance to get the hell out of there.
Damn it all, I guess now we're going to have to do some investigations of our own about this thief, if he's trying to ruin our reputation. No one smears the Babylon Rogues and gets away with it!