[WHAT IS THIS? It's a weird video post on the network, one without a network username attached. IT'S WIZARD MAGIC AGAIN.
Or maybe ninja magic, because there's Mysterious Ninja Boy, looking very serious as always.]
Though it has been some time, I believe there is a matter of campus safety worth mentioning. Several weeks ago, I was attacked on the main quad by a strange
creature. I am unsure of what it was, exactly, but it was quadrupedal, very fast, and managed to incapacitate me with electricity.
As far as I know, this creature is still at large, and possibly in the forest. Should you choose to roam the campus at night, I advise all of you to be cautious.