Jul 30, 2010 18:25
[Man, this school is both dumb and stressful. First everyone was animals, and now, with Midna's departure, there is a severe lack of sexy. And when things get stressful round these parts, there's always a little less Zelda and a little more Sheik. It's just how this princess rolls.
There is a video post on the network, one without a network username attached. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Wizards, probably. Some of you might recognize the mysterious masked ninja boy on the feed, some might not. Either way, mysterious masked ninja boy does not take the time to introduce himself, and only stares at the camera with varying degrees of disdain.]
I must say I'm surprised that no students or faculty have expressed interest in finding the culprit for the recent string of transformations. Usually such events cause an uproar among those of you that demand explanations.
Nevertheless, such irresponsible use of magic necessitates investigation. I will take it upon myself to hold a night patrol, in the event that history repeats itself, as it often does.
Security guards, perhaps I will cross paths with you. I doubt you will deny extra help.
[And there goes the video. HOW MYSTERIOUS.
NIGHT PATROL. Respond via journal network! Run around at night! Cause grief and/or mischief! The choice is yours!]