[1] Who are you? Macho Murph aka the Murphinator [2] Are we friends? better [3] When and how did we meet? Ye see, when a man an' a woman love each other they fuck an make a baby. In our case two were made at the same time. Ye could call us fetus buddies. [4] Have I affected you? How? Don't wanna sound corny but ye help give me direction. Yer th' kite, I'm th' tail or some shite like that. Im still workin' on that metaphor bit. [5] What do you think of me? I'm obligated t'both annoy ye and watch yer back [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? when ye saved my life by droppin' a toilet and jumpin' off a fuckin' buildin', that's a brother right there [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? *snickers* fer's long as we can stand each other [8] Do you love me? I wouldn't take yer shite if I didn't [9] Have I ever hurt you? Aye, yer answer to number 15 on my survey [10] Would you hug me? I bear hug ye all the time already [11] Would you kiss me? like ye said, family kiss, aye. anythin'other than that's just retarded [12] Are we close? like butter on a biscuit [13] Emotionally, what stands out? Ye take th' time ta stop an' think about stuff, it usually works to yer favor. I still think the rope is ridiculous though. [14] Do you wish I was cooler? Ye watch fuckin' Lassie, by definition that makes ye uncool. [15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? negative infinity, TO EVERYONE! [16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Chewbacca, we discussed this [17] Am I loveable? Doesn't "do ya love me" mean the same thing? [18] How long have you known me? all my life, includin' the embryo stage [19] Describe me in one word. Younger [20] What was your first impression? how fuckin' ugly ye looked poppin' outta Ma behind me, too bad yer face hasn't changed since then [21] Do you still think that way about me now? all purple an' prunelike an slimy... [22] What do you think my weakness is? not dotin' on me hand and foot everyday [23] Do you think I'll get married? *short, loud bark of laughter* HA! No. [24] What about me makes you happy? When ye light someone's arse on fire [25] What about me makes you sad? Ye can't just accept th' fact I'm older, let it go [26] What reminds you of me? whenever I see people with their hair dyed crazy colors I think 'bout when we were kids an' did that before it was cool [27] What's something you would change about me? stop puttin' me down so much, lemme have a little fun [29] How well do you know me? I know ye even better than ye think ye know me [29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? you know that I don't keep anythin' in... includin' farts *snickers* [30] Do you think I would ever kill someone? not goin' there [31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? already beat ye to it
[2] Are we friends? better
[3] When and how did we meet? Ye see, when a man an' a woman love each other they fuck an make a baby. In our case two were made at the same time. Ye could call us fetus buddies.
[4] Have I affected you? How? Don't wanna sound corny but ye help give me direction. Yer th' kite, I'm th' tail or some shite like that. Im still workin' on that metaphor bit.
[5] What do you think of me? I'm obligated t'both annoy ye and watch yer back
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? when ye saved my life by droppin' a toilet and jumpin' off a fuckin' buildin', that's a brother right there
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? *snickers* fer's long as we can stand each other
[8] Do you love me? I wouldn't take yer shite if I didn't
[9] Have I ever hurt you? Aye, yer answer to number 15 on my survey
[10] Would you hug me? I bear hug ye all the time already
[11] Would you kiss me? like ye said, family kiss, aye. anythin'other than that's just retarded
[12] Are we close? like butter on a biscuit
[13] Emotionally, what stands out? Ye take th' time ta stop an' think about stuff, it usually works to yer favor. I still think the rope is ridiculous though.
[14] Do you wish I was cooler? Ye watch fuckin' Lassie, by definition that makes ye uncool.
[15] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? negative infinity, TO EVERYONE!
[16] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Chewbacca, we discussed this
[17] Am I loveable? Doesn't "do ya love me" mean the same thing?
[18] How long have you known me? all my life, includin' the embryo stage
[19] Describe me in one word. Younger
[20] What was your first impression? how fuckin' ugly ye looked poppin' outta Ma behind me, too bad yer face hasn't changed since then
[21] Do you still think that way about me now? all purple an' prunelike an slimy...
[22] What do you think my weakness is? not dotin' on me hand and foot everyday
[23] Do you think I'll get married? *short, loud bark of laughter* HA! No.
[24] What about me makes you happy? When ye light someone's arse on fire
[25] What about me makes you sad? Ye can't just accept th' fact I'm older, let it go
[26] What reminds you of me? whenever I see people with their hair dyed crazy colors I think 'bout when we were kids an' did that before it was cool
[27] What's something you would change about me? stop puttin' me down so much, lemme have a little fun
[29] How well do you know me? I know ye even better than ye think ye know me
[29] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? you know that I don't keep anythin' in... includin' farts *snickers*
[30] Do you think I would ever kill someone? not goin' there
[31] Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? already beat ye to it
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3. I hope you never become a teacher.
4. Aw. On your way to being the fuckin' poet lauriet
6. Anytime!
15. Love ya too
19. Wrong.
23. ....
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3. I've never been t'a proper school, ye know that. Don't think I'm allowed in one.
19. Right.
23. Sorry, jus' can't see it.
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3. Good.
19. So immature.
23. I can't either...but it's not that funny.
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3. That means you aren't either.
20. *eye roll* Wait... that means you gave up right? I win!
23. Is too. Connor th' groom in a big arge top hat!
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