It's official now!!!
That's right folks, everyone's talking about it, it's in the newspapers, on the streets. I AM A GOOFBALL!!! If I wasn't, I wouldn't be saying this to you now. So, as the first official member of "Adam's Goofball Club", I am now the President of this highly esteemed club. I am now offering you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be in my club for free!!! You read right folks, I will let you join my club for free. (Here is where you want to read carefully and read all of the instructions). First I must know you/you must know me. Second, you must prove to me that you are a goofball. And third, you must pass "The Test", made by yours truly, I am truly yours after all. But not just yours. I'm other people's too... that is if they want me to be their's which in case they don't want me to be their's then they will just have to tough it out or write me a two page long essay telling me in explicit detail; using good grammar; and showing off their English skills to me, or their French or Spanish skills, which ever they may choose, but if you are going to write in a "lingo" other than English you must provide a translation. So, as I was saying ... *scrolls up the screen to re-read what he was saying* oh yes, your essay must include why you don't want me to be "your's truly". So all is said... Giddiap horse *Liz bumps into horse, yells at Adam, Adam trots off on his horse the whole time making weird mid-western accent sounds such as "Ehh" and "Hueh" (both sounding very nasally)