the greatest story ever told

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Once there was a rat. It wasn't like other rats. This rat liked to play
with pee-pee and doo-doo. Also, the rat was blue. That's why the other rats
called it Blue Doody Head. Blue Doody Head didn't have any friends, except
for his doo-doo. He talked to it and became friends with it. One day, Blue
Doody head married his doo-doo. That's when the other rats decided that blue
doody head should not live, and they killed him and burned his doo-doo wife.
The end.

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