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Haven't updated in forever, but have some stuff. These were for prompts on the P4 Kink Meme last year, though they aren't particularly kinky.
souji/yosuke. Teddie play matchmaker
Teddie wasn't nearly as dumb as people thought he was. While he would have done anything to please Sensei, he knew very well the grey-haired boy's affections were directed elsewhere. And Teddie had watched the object of those affections mope around the night before like a kicked puppy. It had almost been enough to make Teddie want to cry.
And that's why he'd decided just had to help things along.
It had taken a judicious amount of sparkling at the breakfast table to convince the Hanamuras that their son needed a day to concentrate on his shoddy grades. Not that Teddie used the word shoddy, of course; at worst he supposed Yosuke was simply average. In any case Hana-papa sighed and headed to work alone. Hana-mama soon followed to do the day's shopping, but not before smoothing a hand over Teddie's head when he thanked her and told her how pretty she looked.
Pleased with himself, Teddie cleared the table and put the dirty dishes in the sink (he hadn't broken anything in over a week!) and then padded over to the house phone, and dialed Sensei's cell. A somewhat sleepy Souji answered after the second ring.
"Good mooorning, Sensei," Teddie chirped. "It's Teddie with a wake up call! You don't want to miss the beautiful day do you?"
Souji chuckled and agreed that wasting the day would be terrible, and asked him if he was behaving himself?
"Of course, Sensei! The Hanamuras have been so nice, and Teddie's trying beary hard. I'm working at Junes today, too! In fact, I'm working Yosuke's shift today, so I can't hang out with the two of you, even though I really want to... But you and Yosuke can get together and have fun, right?"
There was the tiniest of pauses on the other end, and then Souji asked, easy and casually as you please, if Yosuke was awake yet?
"Dunno. But I'll check." He covered the mouthpiece with his hand and took a deep breath. Then yelled at the top of his lungs, "Hey, Yosuke! Yosukeee-!"
There was a squawk overhead, followed by a thud, a crash and then a howl of pain.
"I think he's up now," Teddie said brightly, while Souji made noises that sounded like muffled laughter.
It was a matter of seconds before a very pissed off-looking Yosuke appeared in the kitchen doorway, seething, "Teddie, what the hell?"
Teddie brandished the phone in front of himself like a shield, pressing it into the hands curling to wring his neck. "Sensei's on the phone for you!"
And Yosuke's irritation was gone, his brow smoothing and his easy-going grin slipping into its usual place as he took the phone from Teddie's outstretched hand. "Heya, partner. What's shakin'?" He sighed, raking his fingers through his reddish-brown mop, wincing when he pulled at a snarl. "Man, you know I want to, but I gotta work today, and... Ted said what?" Yosuke paused and looked hard at the other boy. Then he blinked, saying, "S-sure, partner. I guess I'm free now. Maybe we could grab some dinner or something later, too? Mm." Yosuke glanced at Teddie again, a tell-tale blush spread over his cheeks, before turning away. "Yeah, I'll see you then." Voice dropping, he said softly, clumsily, "Loveyoutoo."
Teddie smiled smugly, helping himself to some orange juice.
Yosuke hung up the phone, scratching his nose, looking a little embarrassed. He hesitated, then looked at the blonde boy again. "You offered to work for me today?" It was certainly a question, but with a hint of suspicion to it.
Teddie shrugged noncommitally, putting the carton back in the fridge.
"All right, Ted," Yosuke said, folding his arms. "Spill it."
"What's so strange about it?" Teddie said blithely. "All I did was tell Hana-papa you were worried about your grades because you weren't getting any studying in with all the overtime at Junes." He sipped from his glass. "So I'll be working your shift today, and you can go study with Sensei." Then he grinned at Yosuke, blue eyes sparkling. His pink tongue-tip darted to catch a splash of juice at the corner of his mouth in what could only be considered a suggestive move. "But I'm pretty sure all you'll be studying is the ceiling tiles over Sensei's futon."
"...You are a perverted little bear," Yosuke huffed, but his chagrined expression was no denial.
"Moi?" Teddie blinked innocently, pressing a hand to his chest. "I just don't think it's fair that I should be the only one out trying to score."
Yosuke opened his mouth to retort, then decided against it, instead turning and hightailing it back upstairs to shower and get dressed.
Teddie snickered and finished his drink. Yosuke could thank him later.
Hopefully with details.
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Something involving Japanese Burger King's horrifying Windows 7 Whopper, plz:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/10/22ng560734059.jpg
Portal to a much greasier meat dimension? "Your courage has gone from respectable to batshit insane!"
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
Choosing a place to eat was never a difficult task in Inaba, where the choices were limited. But numerous fast food joints clustered around Okina Station, tempting, threatening to pull the group apart. Thankfully it wasn't the whole team this time; it had started with Souji and Yosuke going to the movies and then deciding to ask Chie and Yukiko to tag along. After the movie (which was pretty terrible, they all had to agree) they agreed that lunch was needed. While wandering, arguing playfully over where to go, they ran into Kanji and Naoto leaving Yuzawaya crafts.
"Y-you don't have to carry all those," Kanji had protested, cheeks flushed, as he tried to take the shopping bags from her. "They're mine after all, dammit."
"It's quite all right, Kanji-kun," she scoffed, always the perfect gentleman.
The two first-years greeted their senpais upon seeing them and then, also hungry, suggested the Burger King that had just opened a few doors down from Croco Fur.
"Ooooh, burgers!" Chie said. You could practically see happy little flowers dancing about her, she was so elated.
Yukiko gave a warning giggle, and Souji cut in quickly, before the full-blown cackle could start, "Good idea. Let's go."
The restaurant was pretty busy, but they were able to grab a table and took turns ordering. So the others were well into their food when Chie set down her food, grinning widely.
"Guys, this is an awesome cap to a good day," she beamed, wrapper crinkling loudly.
Yosuke suddenly blurted, "What in gay hell is THAT?!"
Kanji glared at Yosuke over his fish sandwich, already on the defensive, but he too was stunned briefly upon seeing the tower of meat looming on Chie's tray. "...Holy crap!"
"This is a Windows 7 Whopper," Chie declared, her face flushed, eyes twinkling. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"Man, I'm getting cardiac dysrhythmia just looking at the thing," Yosuke said, shaking his head.
Before anyone could ask Yosuke how he was capable of remembering "dysrhythmia" and unable to raise his test scores, a low voice said, "I imagine it clogs your arteries like Windows clogs RAM?"
Everyone looked at Naoto, who simply sipped her milkshake innocently.
"And you bet they'll add extra patties with the next service pack," said Souji dryly, which succeeded in wiping the innocent expression off Naoto's face completely, and made her choke on her shake when she laughed.
That finally set Princess Hyena off. "Ahahahahaha! It's a memory hog," Yukiko laughed helplessly, throwing her head back. "The whole memory! Heeheehee!"
Yosuke grimaced, then looked at Chie again. "There's no way you're can eat all of that without making yourself sick. And I am not gonna carry your fat ass home when you do."
Chie flushed red, and Souji and Kanji shifted slightly away from Yosuke. Instead of delivering a Sonic Kick across the table, she narrowed her eyes and hissed, "Yeah, well you can kiss my fat ass, Yosuke, because I'm eating this."
Yukiko snurked loudly, and bit her lower lip hard.
Without furthur ado, Chie picked up the grilled monstrosity and made quick work of it. It was eerily reminiscent of a snake unhinging its jaw to swallow its prey. No one quite knew what to say after that, all of them glancing at each other, wondering if they'd witnessed it too.
Yosuke put down his melon soda and folded his arms, glaring at Chie. "I am so not sitting next to you on the train home."
souji/yosuke. Teddie play matchmaker
Teddie wasn't nearly as dumb as people thought he was. While he would have done anything to please Sensei, he knew very well the grey-haired boy's affections were directed elsewhere. And Teddie had watched the object of those affections mope around the night before like a kicked puppy. It had almost been enough to make Teddie want to cry.
And that's why he'd decided just had to help things along.
It had taken a judicious amount of sparkling at the breakfast table to convince the Hanamuras that their son needed a day to concentrate on his shoddy grades. Not that Teddie used the word shoddy, of course; at worst he supposed Yosuke was simply average. In any case Hana-papa sighed and headed to work alone. Hana-mama soon followed to do the day's shopping, but not before smoothing a hand over Teddie's head when he thanked her and told her how pretty she looked.
Pleased with himself, Teddie cleared the table and put the dirty dishes in the sink (he hadn't broken anything in over a week!) and then padded over to the house phone, and dialed Sensei's cell. A somewhat sleepy Souji answered after the second ring.
"Good mooorning, Sensei," Teddie chirped. "It's Teddie with a wake up call! You don't want to miss the beautiful day do you?"
Souji chuckled and agreed that wasting the day would be terrible, and asked him if he was behaving himself?
"Of course, Sensei! The Hanamuras have been so nice, and Teddie's trying beary hard. I'm working at Junes today, too! In fact, I'm working Yosuke's shift today, so I can't hang out with the two of you, even though I really want to... But you and Yosuke can get together and have fun, right?"
There was the tiniest of pauses on the other end, and then Souji asked, easy and casually as you please, if Yosuke was awake yet?
"Dunno. But I'll check." He covered the mouthpiece with his hand and took a deep breath. Then yelled at the top of his lungs, "Hey, Yosuke! Yosukeee-!"
There was a squawk overhead, followed by a thud, a crash and then a howl of pain.
"I think he's up now," Teddie said brightly, while Souji made noises that sounded like muffled laughter.
It was a matter of seconds before a very pissed off-looking Yosuke appeared in the kitchen doorway, seething, "Teddie, what the hell?"
Teddie brandished the phone in front of himself like a shield, pressing it into the hands curling to wring his neck. "Sensei's on the phone for you!"
And Yosuke's irritation was gone, his brow smoothing and his easy-going grin slipping into its usual place as he took the phone from Teddie's outstretched hand. "Heya, partner. What's shakin'?" He sighed, raking his fingers through his reddish-brown mop, wincing when he pulled at a snarl. "Man, you know I want to, but I gotta work today, and... Ted said what?" Yosuke paused and looked hard at the other boy. Then he blinked, saying, "S-sure, partner. I guess I'm free now. Maybe we could grab some dinner or something later, too? Mm." Yosuke glanced at Teddie again, a tell-tale blush spread over his cheeks, before turning away. "Yeah, I'll see you then." Voice dropping, he said softly, clumsily, "Loveyoutoo."
Teddie smiled smugly, helping himself to some orange juice.
Yosuke hung up the phone, scratching his nose, looking a little embarrassed. He hesitated, then looked at the blonde boy again. "You offered to work for me today?" It was certainly a question, but with a hint of suspicion to it.
Teddie shrugged noncommitally, putting the carton back in the fridge.
"All right, Ted," Yosuke said, folding his arms. "Spill it."
"What's so strange about it?" Teddie said blithely. "All I did was tell Hana-papa you were worried about your grades because you weren't getting any studying in with all the overtime at Junes." He sipped from his glass. "So I'll be working your shift today, and you can go study with Sensei." Then he grinned at Yosuke, blue eyes sparkling. His pink tongue-tip darted to catch a splash of juice at the corner of his mouth in what could only be considered a suggestive move. "But I'm pretty sure all you'll be studying is the ceiling tiles over Sensei's futon."
"...You are a perverted little bear," Yosuke huffed, but his chagrined expression was no denial.
"Moi?" Teddie blinked innocently, pressing a hand to his chest. "I just don't think it's fair that I should be the only one out trying to score."
Yosuke opened his mouth to retort, then decided against it, instead turning and hightailing it back upstairs to shower and get dressed.
Teddie snickered and finished his drink. Yosuke could thank him later.
Hopefully with details.
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Something involving Japanese Burger King's horrifying Windows 7 Whopper, plz:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/10/22ng560734059.jpg
Portal to a much greasier meat dimension? "Your courage has gone from respectable to batshit insane!"
HAVE IT YOUR WAY
Choosing a place to eat was never a difficult task in Inaba, where the choices were limited. But numerous fast food joints clustered around Okina Station, tempting, threatening to pull the group apart. Thankfully it wasn't the whole team this time; it had started with Souji and Yosuke going to the movies and then deciding to ask Chie and Yukiko to tag along. After the movie (which was pretty terrible, they all had to agree) they agreed that lunch was needed. While wandering, arguing playfully over where to go, they ran into Kanji and Naoto leaving Yuzawaya crafts.
"Y-you don't have to carry all those," Kanji had protested, cheeks flushed, as he tried to take the shopping bags from her. "They're mine after all, dammit."
"It's quite all right, Kanji-kun," she scoffed, always the perfect gentleman.
The two first-years greeted their senpais upon seeing them and then, also hungry, suggested the Burger King that had just opened a few doors down from Croco Fur.
"Ooooh, burgers!" Chie said. You could practically see happy little flowers dancing about her, she was so elated.
Yukiko gave a warning giggle, and Souji cut in quickly, before the full-blown cackle could start, "Good idea. Let's go."
The restaurant was pretty busy, but they were able to grab a table and took turns ordering. So the others were well into their food when Chie set down her food, grinning widely.
"Guys, this is an awesome cap to a good day," she beamed, wrapper crinkling loudly.
Yosuke suddenly blurted, "What in gay hell is THAT?!"
Kanji glared at Yosuke over his fish sandwich, already on the defensive, but he too was stunned briefly upon seeing the tower of meat looming on Chie's tray. "...Holy crap!"
"This is a Windows 7 Whopper," Chie declared, her face flushed, eyes twinkling. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"Man, I'm getting cardiac dysrhythmia just looking at the thing," Yosuke said, shaking his head.
Before anyone could ask Yosuke how he was capable of remembering "dysrhythmia" and unable to raise his test scores, a low voice said, "I imagine it clogs your arteries like Windows clogs RAM?"
Everyone looked at Naoto, who simply sipped her milkshake innocently.
"And you bet they'll add extra patties with the next service pack," said Souji dryly, which succeeded in wiping the innocent expression off Naoto's face completely, and made her choke on her shake when she laughed.
That finally set Princess Hyena off. "Ahahahahaha! It's a memory hog," Yukiko laughed helplessly, throwing her head back. "The whole memory! Heeheehee!"
Yosuke grimaced, then looked at Chie again. "There's no way you're can eat all of that without making yourself sick. And I am not gonna carry your fat ass home when you do."
Chie flushed red, and Souji and Kanji shifted slightly away from Yosuke. Instead of delivering a Sonic Kick across the table, she narrowed her eyes and hissed, "Yeah, well you can kiss my fat ass, Yosuke, because I'm eating this."
Yukiko snurked loudly, and bit her lower lip hard.
Without furthur ado, Chie picked up the grilled monstrosity and made quick work of it. It was eerily reminiscent of a snake unhinging its jaw to swallow its prey. No one quite knew what to say after that, all of them glancing at each other, wondering if they'd witnessed it too.
Yosuke put down his melon soda and folded his arms, glaring at Chie. "I am so not sitting next to you on the train home."