Spring has Sprung
And it has sprung directly into every exposed orifice I have. My 2 - 4 weeks of hell during which my immune system has to readjust to the fog of pollen in the air has begun. After months of winter's cold, lifeless bliss, spring just had to come and give me my annual ravaging. As if the typical allergy symptoms weren't enough, for some reason I've started thinking about what pollen is today and realized I'm basically being drowned in plant cum. Spiky male gametes straight from the plant balls of every green leafed ejaculater in the neighborhood.
The good news is that I've suddenly gained a new appreciation for the stars of the 120gigs of gangbang bukkake videos I have on my secret hard drive.
That wasn't a joke. I have a problem.
Anyway, speaking of problems, Susan's got a big one, because I'm going to slap her in the nipples for causing me so much annoyance after she totally effed up my computer. After today, that's two graphics cards I've had to a) find in this hillbilly town b) buy, install, and download drivers c) realize shit isn't going as well as hoped and that the new card isn't performing nearly as well as the old one d) cuss a lot, return the card and repeat from step A.
Hell man, this lack of online gaming is just making me realize how unsatisfying my social life is. Any ideas?
Ugh, all that nasty and depressing talk has got me a little nauseous (i had no idea how to spell that word) and . . . depressed? How about a little comedy to cleanse the pallet? Dance, white boy! Dance!
I will never get tired of that. Ever.