This has been posted in various LJ's around my friends list and I had nothing better to do (I wish...)
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Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days. (Not usually, but since I've been spending the last couple of weeks on my own I've had it on more or less constantly.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Last time I counted I had a couple of hundred, not including all those in boxes...)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (But my glasses are broken at the moment and contacts hurt my eyes, so at this moment I'm wearing neither, even though I need them....)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Well...)
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (It's what happens when you grow up I've heard.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Not definitely... but I might consider it.)
✓ I need/want money right now. (When doesn't one?)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Most of the time...)
✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. (Actually, I do believe it or not.)
✓ I have long hair. (Even after I chopped half of it off it's long)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (And live in one...)
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Most of the time...)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I think?)
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized. (Huhm... bit too black and white a q..)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
× I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Put it like this: I know what I want to do, but there are way too many things and I have no idea if it's at all possible...)
✓ I want to have children in the future.
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (Gah! Effing nickel!)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (Doesn't everyone?)
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Depends on the situation)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (I've avoided assignments to do almost anything, I'm sure I've LJ'd instead sometime...)
✓ I enjoy some country music. (Some)
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Oh yes dear... mostly in a good way though)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
✓ I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time. (Oooooh no. Even when I ought to.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s). (Don't have any at the moment :()
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (If voice is an instrument, otherwise I'm just OK...)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (I'm in scouts... so that's almost synonym)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Amounting to seven full ones in two years now...)
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (Wrong decade more likely...)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (It's happened...)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (Tein I think they call the tea-equivalent though.)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (As in writer/singer)
× I am ambidextrous. (Not quite, but pretty close actually.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
✓ I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Urgh)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I think someone might have. Once... or twice.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Every now and then... lol. I'm so sensitive when it comes to films and books, it's terrible.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Does anyone?)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
✓ I have played strip poker with someone else before. (Terrible mistake...)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (To some degree)
× I can't stand being alone. ((Obviously not...))
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. (Not consistently, but it does happen. Of course...)
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (Not as much as I used to be)
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (=D!)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language.
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (I wouldn't no, I've never tried.)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (Huhm... I like the idea of things been fact, but if it's well written it doesn't really matter in the end...)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Lol... and I bet there'll be loads more to come.)
× I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Bus station, last July, very draughty. Still, after seeing U2 it wasn't too bad :).)
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (More or less...)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Haha, I dream)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (At times, yes.)
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum. (Quite the opposite...)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (Wheeee!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Depends on definitions really, I'd tend to have it more in periods of a week or two a year altogether since I was thirteen.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (Love isn't strong enough.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (n/c)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it. (Huhm. Depends on your definition of Irish. I'm more Irish than a lot of people who claim they are, but not according to my passport....)
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (Quite the contrary. I'm forever starting off things and getting ideas to do things but have problems following through my projects...)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (I've got quite enough at the moment.)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet. (Not so much as I used to though)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Doh!)
✓ I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Not really though, but sometimes it's just easier to communicate with people you don't have to meet in real life...)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.