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[ruininurworld]

I, I'm sorry, people of Japan, but I have returned to bring misfortune, embarrassment, and uncontrollable b-bed wetting to you once more. I'M S-S-SORRY, JAPANESE PEOPLE, FOR CAUSING YOUR SHEETS TO B-BECOME DAMP WITH SHAME AND U-URINE! I'M S-SORRY, JAPAN, FOR BEING BORN HERE AND RUINING YOUR BEAUTIFUL LANDS WITH MY DRAIN ON YOUR SOCIETY! I'M SORRY!!

Comments

[fascist_nerd]

You wimp.

[automailmaker]

Shut up now before I make you a cripple.

[fascist_nerd]

God, can't I say two words without someone threatening me?!

[automailmaker]

Don't make fun of my BFF Ritsu.

[fascist_nerd]

Fact: Your BFF is a pathetic whiny wimp and she admits it.

[automailmaker]

FACT: MY BFF IS A GUY.

FACT: He just doesn't have much confidence in himself.

SO I'M STICKING UP FOR HIM. AND I WILL BASH YOUR SKULL IN.

[fascist_nerd]

Why does every man here look like a woman.

Except me. Am I the only manly one here?

[automailmaker]

You're just jealous because even though they may look girly, they are still more attractive than you.

[fascist_nerd]

Only if you're a lesbian.

[automailmaker]

Say again?

[fascist_nerd]

Can't you read?

[automailmaker]

I'll kill you.

[fascist_nerd]

You and everybody else here.

[automailmaker]

I'll actually take the time to fandom hop and bean you with a wrench.

[fascist_nerd]

And then I'll arrest you.

[automailmaker]

HA! Your government does not apply to me.