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A-ah, I'm sorry, but, exc-c-cuse m-me, if I c-could have the a-a-attention of the Sohma f-family f-f-for just one tiny unimportant insignificant m-moment...
I AM V-V-VERY S-SORRY TO DISTURB YOU!!! I P-PROMISE I WILL MAKE W-WHAT I HAVE TO S-S-SAY PASS AS QUICK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE SO THAT YOU ONLY HAVE TO ENDURE MY PRESENCE FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME!! I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF THE PAIN OF IT MAKES THE EXCHANGE SEEM THIRTY-EIGHT TIMES AS LONG!! I'M SORRY!!
I-I-IF SPEAKING TO ME OFFENDS ANY OF YOU TOO MUCH I C-C-CAN ALSO SEND A LETTER!! OR, OR A SINGING TELEGRAM!! OR S-SMOKE SIGNALS FROM THE FUNERAL PYRE I SHALL MAKE FOR MYSELF TO RIGHT THE MISTAKE THAT WAS MY BIRTH!!
-AH, BY NEGLECTING TO ADDRESS OTHERS OUTSIDE MY F-FAMILY IN THIS ENTRY I HAVE SHOWN MY UGLIEST SIDE!! ADMITTEDLY ALL MY SIDES ARE A SIMILAR TYPE OF UGLY, AND ALL HAVE A DISGUSTING PUNGENCY KNOWN ONLY TO DIURETIC WARTHOGS' BEHINDS!! I'M SORRY, EVERYONE!! I'M SORRY!!
I AM V-V-VERY S-SORRY TO DISTURB YOU!!! I P-PROMISE I WILL MAKE W-WHAT I HAVE TO S-S-SAY PASS AS QUICK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE SO THAT YOU ONLY HAVE TO ENDURE MY PRESENCE FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME!! I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE IF THE PAIN OF IT MAKES THE EXCHANGE SEEM THIRTY-EIGHT TIMES AS LONG!! I'M SORRY!!
I-I-IF SPEAKING TO ME OFFENDS ANY OF YOU TOO MUCH I C-C-CAN ALSO SEND A LETTER!! OR, OR A SINGING TELEGRAM!! OR S-SMOKE SIGNALS FROM THE FUNERAL PYRE I SHALL MAKE FOR MYSELF TO RIGHT THE MISTAKE THAT WAS MY BIRTH!!
-AH, BY NEGLECTING TO ADDRESS OTHERS OUTSIDE MY F-FAMILY IN THIS ENTRY I HAVE SHOWN MY UGLIEST SIDE!! ADMITTEDLY ALL MY SIDES ARE A SIMILAR TYPE OF UGLY, AND ALL HAVE A DISGUSTING PUNGENCY KNOWN ONLY TO DIURETIC WARTHOGS' BEHINDS!! I'M SORRY, EVERYONE!! I'M SORRY!!