Of COURSE I am!
You are a Rage Zombie. Infected monkeys attacked
some PETA zealots, and 28 days later, you're a
mindless raging living zombie. You never died,
but in the 20 seconds between your infection
and zombification, you wish you had. You can be
killed with surprising ease.
What kind of Zombie are you?
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I wouldn't be caught dead (or undead) shambling around like a Romero-inspired sloth. Rage on!