In Which Caspian Puts On A Most Nonsensical Display And Edmund Kicks Ass (Chronicles of Narnia)
Title: In Which Caspian Puts On A Most Nonsensical Display And Edmund Kicks Ass
Author: Kate (deanscookie)
Rating: PG for drama and crack
Category: Crack, Slash; unrequited Caspian/Edmund
Word Count: 200
Spoilers: Set somewhere during PC; movie!verse
Summary: While battling the Telmarines, Edmund is accosted by the young prince.
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Clive.
Notes: A drabble for the prompt "battle" at 100foraslan. When posting this prompt xxeffulgent asked for: drama, fights, battles, screaming, yelling AND kicking. I provided them all and happily dedicate this fic to her. ♥ Much love to potthead for the quick beta! ...Oh, and for the record, I like Caspian (and Ben!). I've even read Edmund/Caspian fic that I like. This is purely for lulz. XD In fact, it started out as Caspian/Susan but I thought it would be funnier with Ed.
"IN WHICH CASPIAN PUTS ON A MOST NONSENSICAL DISPLAY AND EDMUND KICKS ASS"
Edmund was happily kicking Telmarine ass when he suddenly looked down to find Caspian kneeling before him.
"Caspian, what are you doing?" Edmund yelled, looking around wildly.
"Forgive me, my king," Caspian said gravely. "But I feel I must tell you-lest I should die this very day!-that I am most ardently in love with you."
"What?!" Edmund gaped at the young prince, oblivious to the battle around him.
"I love-"
"I heard you! Dear God, don't say it again!" Edmund screamed, backing up a few steps, raising his hands defensively. "I thought you liked Susan!"
Caspian nodded. "Your sister is very beautiful. But she lacks your wit, your grace, your incandescent-"
Edmund clapped his hands over ears. "Ahhh!"
Peter came up beside them just then.
"Can't you two save your declarations for later?"
"Peter, I don't have any declarations!"
Caspian clutched his chest dramatically. "No. Please-my love, my life!-do not tell me my affections are unrequited!"
Edmund stared at Caspian in disbelief. "You really are a nutter, aren't you?"
Caspian lurched forward and grabbed onto Edward's tunic. "Please, my dearest, most precious-"
Edmund kicked Caspian, laying him out flat on his back.
"Oh, sod off, you great poof."
FINIS.
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Author: Kate (deanscookie)
Rating: PG for drama and crack
Category: Crack, Slash; unrequited Caspian/Edmund
Word Count: 200
Spoilers: Set somewhere during PC; movie!verse
Summary: While battling the Telmarines, Edmund is accosted by the young prince.
Disclaimer: It all belongs to Clive.
Notes: A drabble for the prompt "battle" at 100foraslan. When posting this prompt xxeffulgent asked for: drama, fights, battles, screaming, yelling AND kicking. I provided them all and happily dedicate this fic to her. ♥ Much love to potthead for the quick beta! ...Oh, and for the record, I like Caspian (and Ben!). I've even read Edmund/Caspian fic that I like. This is purely for lulz. XD In fact, it started out as Caspian/Susan but I thought it would be funnier with Ed.
"IN WHICH CASPIAN PUTS ON A MOST NONSENSICAL DISPLAY AND EDMUND KICKS ASS"
Edmund was happily kicking Telmarine ass when he suddenly looked down to find Caspian kneeling before him.
"Caspian, what are you doing?" Edmund yelled, looking around wildly.
"Forgive me, my king," Caspian said gravely. "But I feel I must tell you-lest I should die this very day!-that I am most ardently in love with you."
"What?!" Edmund gaped at the young prince, oblivious to the battle around him.
"I love-"
"I heard you! Dear God, don't say it again!" Edmund screamed, backing up a few steps, raising his hands defensively. "I thought you liked Susan!"
Caspian nodded. "Your sister is very beautiful. But she lacks your wit, your grace, your incandescent-"
Edmund clapped his hands over ears. "Ahhh!"
Peter came up beside them just then.
"Can't you two save your declarations for later?"
"Peter, I don't have any declarations!"
Caspian clutched his chest dramatically. "No. Please-my love, my life!-do not tell me my affections are unrequited!"
Edmund stared at Caspian in disbelief. "You really are a nutter, aren't you?"
Caspian lurched forward and grabbed onto Edward's tunic. "Please, my dearest, most precious-"
Edmund kicked Caspian, laying him out flat on his back.
"Oh, sod off, you great poof."
FINIS.
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