Dear asshole:
Slow down, this is slippin' through my mind, this conversation has run out of time. Honey I know you know what I mean, and that's the one thing that you soon will find.
I know that you really wanna go, my mind is runnin' outta gas, just relax, and recap, and relapse... Tonight, my bodies jumpin' and I, go through the motions and I'm leaving on this journey. Maybe someday I'll come running home to you....
I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe, (Come running home! Come running home!) Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets... I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave. (Come running home! Come running home!) This is my one chance to take back, no regrets...
Let's go! I just wanna let you know, this situation leaves me out of breath. We'll drive till the love that's in your eyes drops to the ground and unravels like a thread...
I know that you really wanna go, I only think about her, must get to her, cannot lose her. You know that I will not let this die, life support systems and my mind on rewind and rewind and rewind...
I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe, (Come running home! Come running home!) Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets... I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave. (Come running home! Come running home!) This is my one chance to take back, no regrets...
I don't wanna see the day, my words cannot make it safe. Her heart in my hands, it's too bad, no regrets... I don't wanna see the day, her tears are falling on my grave; This is my one chance (my one chance, my one chance).
Dear asshole:
You are a fucking jerk. Period. You are a waste of life and I hope you know this. Did you feel the need to egg my car? Seriously? Was the fact that there was a car parked in a parking lot that didn't have egg on it bring a tear to your eyes? Would you have been kept awake at night if you DIDN'T egg my car? I am pretty sure that you, my friend, are a goddamn walking abortion.
You know, there's a reason why your mother never loved you as a child - it's because even she, your own mother, knows you're a piece of shit.
Please, person who egged my car, do EVERYONE a favor an walk in front of a fucking bus on the highway.
Okay? Thanks!
Aside from this passive aggressive rant, this weekend was fantastic. I worked on Saturday, but after that the festivities began - I was going to goto Melt Banana in Danbury but, in the last minutes, I decided against it... Instead, we just stayed at home and chilled out for a bit.
Oh! Danny and Rich brought us a fantastic (and better yet, FREE!) kitchen table! It was a heavy fucker, but worth it in every way.
thanks Guys!
That being said, people came over at night and we did a little drinkin' and a little guitar hero-ing, and eventually left after doing a few car bombs to Korey Fador's house for a little outside party -- we got there, and the party was pretty much over... But, Danny, AJ, Amanda and myself played some pong - we won, of course, beginners luck. After that, we packed up, hit the road, went to Taco bell and I urinated LIKE CRAZY!!! in the bathroom after hours.... Thanks Luffy! After that, went back to the apartment, got bored, and went to Thomaston party at Woody's house... We got there, drank some, ate some frozen pizza, had a hardcore dancing festival in the basement, and by then it was like 4:00 -- we went home, 40 MPH on EVERY road, highway included,
and went home.
Woke up at 10:30 - had my very first hang over... Got a desk at 11:30 after retrieving some carbones, brought said desk upstairs, hung out for a bit, went shopping... Got my car egged... Got my car washed and I still had fucking egg on it... Went home again, unpacked, chilled for a bit and then I went to Mike's apartment...
I guess not much was going on there, and I had visitors, so I just bounced out... No big deal, I suppose.
Played more Guitar hero, ate some Pizza, watched Knocked Up, talked to Rich, printed some projects and called it a night at 11:00.
It was a pretty good weekend and now my lunch is almost over.
So, I bid you Adieu.
If anyone knows who egged my car, let me know - there's a $5 bounty on their heads... If I find them, I am going to slice their Achilles tendon's open with a fucking butter knife.
Kbi.