halloween, sam's birthday parties, IBAR, diva invasion, nick's birthday party
last two weeks have been really busy and i probably shouldn't have packed everything so close together cause now i'm gonna be bored for the rest of the semester. anyway, sam and i went trick-or-treating on halloween (well i did, sam did some stupid UNICEF thing...who cares about kids). i was a mad scientist, cause it was the cheapest costume at the halloween store, and same went as tom cruise from risky business. she used her alien mind-control to command people to give her money for UNICEF.
then we came back to the apartment, where sam changed into bettie page, and we went to a halloween party hosted by one of sam's friends, since i don't have any. I forgot her name, but she was nice.
sam looking ultra sexy with a lollipop...or something in her mouth.
o, and the girl who hosted this, yeah she had 14 cats. unfortunately, her landlord found out exactly how many cats she had a few days ago and so she has to give away 10 of them. poor babies.
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sam turned 21 on the second so julie, sam, and i waited up until midnight of the first and then went to the liquor store so sam could buy her first case of LEGAL alcohol. woo hoo. sam is so excited that she's got a spring in her step as she walks through the door with her alcohol in hand. who wouldn't be?
the very first bottle to be opened holds a special place in our apartment.
CHUG IT!...or go to the bathroom cause you look constipated, hon.
on the night of the actual 2nd, we threw a little mini birthday party. i was in charge of the cake and i think it is the greatest accomplishment of my life. the little text bubble says "bend over and smile!"
can you tell i'm proud of the cake, yet?
yes, eat it all! EAT IT!
after the little cakefest, we decided to go to IBAR in downtown orlando. YES! more legal alcohol for sam to buy.
julie trying to catch april, who fears the camera will take her soul.
julie, sam, april, and me.
sam almost bursts with excitement at tasting her corona.
yes i know the gum in my mouth makes me look like i have fangs. strangely, when the X on your hand that the clubs give you when you're under 21 doesn't come off by the next day, people in class ask you if you're straight edge.
kevin struggles to be seen in the back.
i love this picture. isn't it cute?
sam's white knight, haha no pun intended (for those who don't get that, look up UCF's mascot), carrys her back to the car. he was walking too fast and i couldn't get a picture of her panties as they were exposed to the world.
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saturday night was a PARTY! our first as hosts, it was a success if i do say so myself, and i do. birthday party for these two girls.
woot woot let's get this party started. nice job on the wall shot there...whoever took this picture!
kevin starts us off with an in depth discussions on today's philosophies and the problem with politics...or the rules to our favorite drinking game "ring of fire"
god you only wish you could be this cool. i bet you've only seen this level of coolness maybe once in your life. well i'm about to grace you with it again. brace yourselves.
allison showed up for the end of the party, then claimed exhaustion cause she just wasn't cool enough for us and went to bed.
when there are drunk people in a tiny space, don't keep lighters near by. they might get the brilliant idea to turn vodka into liquid fire. which fails miserably i might add.
a hard night's work.
and the grumpy loafers the next morning when i walked out into the living room to leave for work. eric and adam pretty much fell asleep where they dropped.
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sam and i went to the DIVA INVASION at the student union on tuesday. it was my first drag show and absolutely amazing. you know what would have made this night even more amazing? if i had brought some fucking batteries. it's ok though, i plan to go to Parliment house soon to see their drag show that they put on every sunday night. seriously, get rid of all your doubts and misconceptions about trannys, cause they're hilarious. you'll be glad you went.
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then friday night we threw another party. this time for Nick's birthday. Nick is Allison's brother who just turned 21. he's a marine who graduated from boot camp a month or two ago at the top of his class. even though the party sucked, i tried to be nice since he leaves in a couple of months for iraq. he's in infantry. allison cries.
it was all marines (the cockiest people on the planet) and frat boys from USF (the douchiest people on the planet). at one point there were 12 empty cases of beer sitting outside our door. it also didn't help that there was an apartment party in the club house RIGHT BENEATH OUR BALCONY. of course, once those people saw that we were having a party, they just had to come up. our poor little apartment was sprouting close to 70 people at different intervals. NEVER AGAIN!
and since i hated this party so much, i was only in the living room for a little while before i locked myself in my room with my comfy bed and adored harry potter movies. but these are some pictures of the little time i spent with the FRATS.
yes it ended up being a keg party.
even for the time i spend socializing, i spend it outside on the balcony with sam, julie, april, and alex just having fun and doing jello shots. april, where you be at in this picture?
o wait, you're taking it.
alex got pretty trashed. we were trying to keep his head up, but we learned that you NEVER touch a gay man's hair.
julie spilled my damn cosmo on my blouse. i woulda been pissed had not someone with a camera command that i "smile"!
mary, me, allison, some creepy ass guy in the back, april, and julie.
this poor little balcony is really whoring itself out.
remember the last party?
it's getting a good run
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so sam and i were just out on the balcony and two cats showed up on the volleyball sand pit. they started crouching low and wiggle their butts aggressively. there was a long dramatic pause, then POUNCE! it was so cute. we named them oliver and scrappy. i ran to get my camera, but by the time i got back, they were gone and sam told me that scrappy was a little chicken shit and ran off. oliver remained the victorious and sauntered off.
soon to come, some pictures of my Sigma Tau Delta book sale. Funny how the sellers end up buying more books then the customers. But that's what happens when you put english majors together with cheap, used books. also, hopefully some pictures from parliment house.
now i gotta go do my presentation for tomorrow morning that i haven't even started.
EDIT:98 on my thesis paper for humanistic traditions! SCORE!
then we came back to the apartment, where sam changed into bettie page, and we went to a halloween party hosted by one of sam's friends, since i don't have any. I forgot her name, but she was nice.
sam looking ultra sexy with a lollipop...or something in her mouth.
o, and the girl who hosted this, yeah she had 14 cats. unfortunately, her landlord found out exactly how many cats she had a few days ago and so she has to give away 10 of them. poor babies.
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sam turned 21 on the second so julie, sam, and i waited up until midnight of the first and then went to the liquor store so sam could buy her first case of LEGAL alcohol. woo hoo. sam is so excited that she's got a spring in her step as she walks through the door with her alcohol in hand. who wouldn't be?
the very first bottle to be opened holds a special place in our apartment.
CHUG IT!...or go to the bathroom cause you look constipated, hon.
on the night of the actual 2nd, we threw a little mini birthday party. i was in charge of the cake and i think it is the greatest accomplishment of my life. the little text bubble says "bend over and smile!"
can you tell i'm proud of the cake, yet?
yes, eat it all! EAT IT!
after the little cakefest, we decided to go to IBAR in downtown orlando. YES! more legal alcohol for sam to buy.
julie trying to catch april, who fears the camera will take her soul.
julie, sam, april, and me.
sam almost bursts with excitement at tasting her corona.
yes i know the gum in my mouth makes me look like i have fangs. strangely, when the X on your hand that the clubs give you when you're under 21 doesn't come off by the next day, people in class ask you if you're straight edge.
kevin struggles to be seen in the back.
i love this picture. isn't it cute?
sam's white knight, haha no pun intended (for those who don't get that, look up UCF's mascot), carrys her back to the car. he was walking too fast and i couldn't get a picture of her panties as they were exposed to the world.
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saturday night was a PARTY! our first as hosts, it was a success if i do say so myself, and i do. birthday party for these two girls.
woot woot let's get this party started. nice job on the wall shot there...whoever took this picture!
kevin starts us off with an in depth discussions on today's philosophies and the problem with politics...or the rules to our favorite drinking game "ring of fire"
god you only wish you could be this cool. i bet you've only seen this level of coolness maybe once in your life. well i'm about to grace you with it again. brace yourselves.
allison showed up for the end of the party, then claimed exhaustion cause she just wasn't cool enough for us and went to bed.
when there are drunk people in a tiny space, don't keep lighters near by. they might get the brilliant idea to turn vodka into liquid fire. which fails miserably i might add.
a hard night's work.
and the grumpy loafers the next morning when i walked out into the living room to leave for work. eric and adam pretty much fell asleep where they dropped.
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sam and i went to the DIVA INVASION at the student union on tuesday. it was my first drag show and absolutely amazing. you know what would have made this night even more amazing? if i had brought some fucking batteries. it's ok though, i plan to go to Parliment house soon to see their drag show that they put on every sunday night. seriously, get rid of all your doubts and misconceptions about trannys, cause they're hilarious. you'll be glad you went.
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then friday night we threw another party. this time for Nick's birthday. Nick is Allison's brother who just turned 21. he's a marine who graduated from boot camp a month or two ago at the top of his class. even though the party sucked, i tried to be nice since he leaves in a couple of months for iraq. he's in infantry. allison cries.
it was all marines (the cockiest people on the planet) and frat boys from USF (the douchiest people on the planet). at one point there were 12 empty cases of beer sitting outside our door. it also didn't help that there was an apartment party in the club house RIGHT BENEATH OUR BALCONY. of course, once those people saw that we were having a party, they just had to come up. our poor little apartment was sprouting close to 70 people at different intervals. NEVER AGAIN!
and since i hated this party so much, i was only in the living room for a little while before i locked myself in my room with my comfy bed and adored harry potter movies. but these are some pictures of the little time i spent with the FRATS.
yes it ended up being a keg party.
even for the time i spend socializing, i spend it outside on the balcony with sam, julie, april, and alex just having fun and doing jello shots. april, where you be at in this picture?
o wait, you're taking it.
alex got pretty trashed. we were trying to keep his head up, but we learned that you NEVER touch a gay man's hair.
julie spilled my damn cosmo on my blouse. i woulda been pissed had not someone with a camera command that i "smile"!
mary, me, allison, some creepy ass guy in the back, april, and julie.
this poor little balcony is really whoring itself out.
remember the last party?
it's getting a good run
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so sam and i were just out on the balcony and two cats showed up on the volleyball sand pit. they started crouching low and wiggle their butts aggressively. there was a long dramatic pause, then POUNCE! it was so cute. we named them oliver and scrappy. i ran to get my camera, but by the time i got back, they were gone and sam told me that scrappy was a little chicken shit and ran off. oliver remained the victorious and sauntered off.
soon to come, some pictures of my Sigma Tau Delta book sale. Funny how the sellers end up buying more books then the customers. But that's what happens when you put english majors together with cheap, used books. also, hopefully some pictures from parliment house.
now i gotta go do my presentation for tomorrow morning that i haven't even started.
EDIT:98 on my thesis paper for humanistic traditions! SCORE!