Rant & Ruin
I'm beginning to get the feeling that most people go through their lives being lied to the majority of the time. And the reason I'm coming to this conclusion is because, after being asked a question and giving an honest answer, I am oftentimes spurned, and treated like the biggest bitch to have ever taken a breath in the history of the universe.
I'm sorry. When you asked me your inane and loaded question, did you not want an honest answer? Did you want me to tell you you're the prettiest girl in school even though you make Janet Reno look like a beauty queen? Did you want me to tell you your cock is huge, even though my Dachshund looks like he has elephantiasis compared to you? Did you want me to tell you you're breathtakingly interesting, even when I find you vapid and tedious? Did you want me to say I love your interior decorating skills, even when I think the inside of your home looks like a cross between Caesar's Palace and a low-end brothel? Then don't ask me, you insipid baboon-butt.
Shit. I think my Leo moon and Scorpio rising are showing.
I'm sorry. When you asked me your inane and loaded question, did you not want an honest answer? Did you want me to tell you you're the prettiest girl in school even though you make Janet Reno look like a beauty queen? Did you want me to tell you your cock is huge, even though my Dachshund looks like he has elephantiasis compared to you? Did you want me to tell you you're breathtakingly interesting, even when I find you vapid and tedious? Did you want me to say I love your interior decorating skills, even when I think the inside of your home looks like a cross between Caesar's Palace and a low-end brothel? Then don't ask me, you insipid baboon-butt.
Shit. I think my Leo moon and Scorpio rising are showing.