Things That Don't Mix Well With Tequila

[ruin_nation]

It's really important that you never eat corn-on-the-cob when you're drunk because you end up accidentally dripping butter all over your dog's head and then you have to rinse his ears in the bathroom sink 'cause the smell of drawn butter is making you hungry.

It's all quite horrifying.

(I'm too drunk to add a nifty quote.)