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Last night, i dreamt that Gibbs (NCIS) worked for some kind of paranormal investigative bureau possibly like the BPRD and his name was Mister M. That's what his team called him, anyway. His not-so friends called him Gibbs, so I guess his name must've actually been Gibbs M. Anyway, he and his rookie spends most of the dream trying to stop the end of the world, which they were ultimately unable to do, and in the end sigh and accept with resignation. hey spend what they thought were the last moments with his friend, a crazy guy called Mike who lives in a cardboard box and who in preparation have strung himself in his box in a vertical spread-eagle with a tinfoil bandanna. Mister M drinks with him and reminisces and shows him images from classified files, spilling all the bureau secrets that he couldn't talk about before. And at the end, in a heart-wrenching romantic twist, the rookie leans in and kisses the drunk and passing out Mister M and snuggles in.
Except then the sun comes up again in a few hours. Crazy mike was gone, the world appeared to be flooded, and the rookie, waking up after almost drowning, thinks "omg we're still alive", only to discover that sadly, Mister M did not make it. She wades into the world finding corpses though not as many as she'd expected, possibly because they're mostly underwater. It's ironically beautiful outside, the sky blue-as-blue the way it looks after a horrible storm, blue sparkling waters, urban debris scattered across giving her places to climb and get out of the water... and orca whales and sharks in the water, munching on the corpses. At a loss as to where to go and what to do, the rookie goes out to Mister M's house, and finds there his estranged wife (who usually lives elsewhere). Rookie rescues her, but is almost immediately pulled into a bitch fight when Missus M gets upset that rookie's attempt at explanation had started with "when Mister M and I went to bed...". This was interrupted by orca whales trying to eat them. Rookie draws off the last whale to allow missus M an escape, and waist-deep in water in some part of the house, bumps into a side-table and sees from the corner of her eye a calico cat that was still alive and jumping disdainfully through the debris and floating furniture. Something related to a prior incident we are not entirely privy to caused rookie to wonder if the cat was Mister M? regardless, the whale was fended off, the cat retrieved, and Missus M found and rescued again and rookie now having to try and explain that she thinks the cat might be mister M. It seemed to be acting like him when it's not doing kitty things, but the cat didn't say anything, in cat or human at all.
Rookie was a businessed-down Scarlet Johanson I think. And Missus M sits on the tip of my tongue, another TV actress persony.
Except then the sun comes up again in a few hours. Crazy mike was gone, the world appeared to be flooded, and the rookie, waking up after almost drowning, thinks "omg we're still alive", only to discover that sadly, Mister M did not make it. She wades into the world finding corpses though not as many as she'd expected, possibly because they're mostly underwater. It's ironically beautiful outside, the sky blue-as-blue the way it looks after a horrible storm, blue sparkling waters, urban debris scattered across giving her places to climb and get out of the water... and orca whales and sharks in the water, munching on the corpses. At a loss as to where to go and what to do, the rookie goes out to Mister M's house, and finds there his estranged wife (who usually lives elsewhere). Rookie rescues her, but is almost immediately pulled into a bitch fight when Missus M gets upset that rookie's attempt at explanation had started with "when Mister M and I went to bed...". This was interrupted by orca whales trying to eat them. Rookie draws off the last whale to allow missus M an escape, and waist-deep in water in some part of the house, bumps into a side-table and sees from the corner of her eye a calico cat that was still alive and jumping disdainfully through the debris and floating furniture. Something related to a prior incident we are not entirely privy to caused rookie to wonder if the cat was Mister M? regardless, the whale was fended off, the cat retrieved, and Missus M found and rescued again and rookie now having to try and explain that she thinks the cat might be mister M. It seemed to be acting like him when it's not doing kitty things, but the cat didn't say anything, in cat or human at all.
Rookie was a businessed-down Scarlet Johanson I think. And Missus M sits on the tip of my tongue, another TV actress persony.