today's rants
TO OTHER PEOPLE IN OUR BLDG:
Please note the elevator button. It is already lighted. No amount of pressing you do is going to make the elevator come any faster so for crying out loud, stop pressing the effing button.
TO SEVERAL COWORKERS:
I appreciate the thought but really, must you torture me with pink pens? I am not a girly girl. I am a boy. No pink presents for me, thanks. On a sidenote, I will keep said pens for when I finally decide to commit harakiri.