less, wisdom teeth, with, udon

Mar 10, 2006 20:17

jelashke went under the knife and came out with four less teeth looking like an eskimo. When I finally got to see her, they had the blankets wrapped around her head like a great blubbery hood. She had a bloody grin and a woozy lip, but was otherwise fine. I think she's home safe now.

While she was in surgery I wandered across the road to Sunnybank Plaza and paced the shops. The air conditioning wasn't any less forgiving than that of the hospital, so I found myself in K-mart looking at jumpers. I also picked up a belt, for the same price of $16, since I couldn't lay my hands on my usual waist armour. The girl behind the counter at the checkout looked at me funnily, when she moved to place the jumper and the belt in a plastic bag and I objected.

"It's cold in here," I said, "and my pants are falling down."

She looked at me even more funnily.

"I hope you solve your problems, Sir."

shopping, scalpel

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