Priceless Nigeria Scam
Shiro recently got sent an absolutely amazing Nigeria Scam thingy, which he was kind enough to share with me. Seriously, read it all, its amazing:
Compliment of the day to you!
I have waited so long for you to contact me for your Confirm able Bank Draft
of $100,000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not get any reply from you.
Then I went and deposited the Draft with STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE, London,
I have traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not
comeback till end of June.
What you have to do now is to contact the STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Check showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your
Country.
The only money you will send to the STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($365.00) US
Dollars Only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.
Again, I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when
you will contact them and in case of demurrage {BEST WORD EVER]. You have to contact the
STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this
information below:
Contact Person: Mr. Wayne Walcort
Email Addresses: infohelp@strompost.com
Telephone: +44 (0) 703 198 1888
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address, Direct Mobile,
Home, Work telephone numbers to them again to avoid any mistake on the
Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track
your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me
repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid
any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of
$365.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.
You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. David Hanley
Compliment of the day to you!
I have waited so long for you to contact me for your Confirm able Bank Draft
of $100,000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not get any reply from you.
Then I went and deposited the Draft with STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE, London,
I have traveled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not
comeback till end of June.
What you have to do now is to contact the STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Check showing
that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your
Country.
The only money you will send to the STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($365.00) US
Dollars Only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.
Again, I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when
you will contact them and in case of demurrage {BEST WORD EVER]. You have to contact the
STROMPOST COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this
information below:
Contact Person: Mr. Wayne Walcort
Email Addresses: infohelp@strompost.com
Telephone: +44 (0) 703 198 1888
Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address, Direct Mobile,
Home, Work telephone numbers to them again to avoid any mistake on the
Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track
your package over there and know when it will get to your address. Let me
repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid
any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of
$365.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.
You should also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Mr. David Hanley