The Chase pt. 1
This is a movie that I am writing I can only write parts of it every now and then cause I refuse to force this and it's crap
this is my baby so everyone tell me how you feel about it
Charlie and Tommy are brothers, Charlie is 23 years old and Tommy is 18. Prom is coming up and Tommy cannot find a prom date. He is socially awkward, and not the best looking guy. Charlie is a certified ladies man never has a problem finding a date except for one problem. He is lacking the skills to pleasure a girl in any way in the bed. Charlie cannot figure out what he is doing wrong. He has not told anyone and has bought every how to sex book and still cannot do anything right. This is the tale of the brother’s prom date chase.
(Alarm clock goes off, shows 6:45 a.m. Tommy gets out of bed and tries to turn the alarm off and misses. Tries again and then turns it off. Yawns and stretches.)
Tommy: (Tired sitting on the bed) Ah…great another day of school as me. Tommy "plain" Blanks. (Gets up walks to calendar and crosses out a day) 94 more days until prom and I still don’t have a prom date. Why do I have to be so much of a loser, why can’t I get a girlfriend…? Why does popularity have to be such of an obelisk? (Walks from the calendar to his closet and opens his closet. Closet is full of nerdy type of clothes.)
(You hear footsteps getting closer to the door. Someone knocks on his door and before Tommy could say who is it the door opens.)
Charlie: What’s good lil’ bro?
Tommy: (pause) what?
Charlie: Oh sorry, how is it going little brother?
Tommy: Oh, why didn’t you say that in the first place?
Charlie: I did, I said what’s good.
Tommy: What is good means how are you.
Charlie: Yeah, it is called eloquence Ebonics.
Tommy: Ebonics? Eloquence? You are above Ebonics or at least I believed that you are.
Charlie: No, I am not. Well I am but talking like a square like you doesn’t help me get any angels. They say they love how I talk.
Tommy: Oh really you already ruined your chances with all the normal girls so now you have to go to high school girls and mentally handicapped people?
Charlie: No…
Tommy: Is that all you can come up with. Seriously, use your little brain and try to think of a comeback.
Charlie: I don’t know comebacks I am just amazing at getting girls. OH GUESS WHAT!?
Tommy: If it is another one of your sexcapades than don’t tell me. I can’t take anymore of them. All you do is sound worse and worse to me, as a matter of fact. Since you are so bad at sex.
Charlie: NO I AM NOT! I just haven’t been having luck with it lately.
Tommy: Have you ever sexually pleasured a woman?
Charlie: (Thinking) Um, I believe so, I mean I don’t understand everything goes amazing before like the date and the talking. Than before I know it I am in her bed, and we are making out. (While he is telling the story it is showing how it happens) And the foreplay is going great. Things just transform to incredible to incredibly wrong. First it takes me forever to put the rubber on. (Tommy laughs) Hey it’s not funny those things are very slippery. Than after I finally get that on, I try to get on top than it slips outta my hand, when she tries to put it in I head butt her or my arms get tired and I can’t hold myself up anymore because we have been trying for the longest.
Tommy: Wow, you must get some very patient woman.
Charlie: I know right, well than she gets to tired of that but then I have to get her turned on again. So we decide to try for her to get on top, but than we have to get my guy back up and than we do that. So she gets on top but it always goes into the wrong hole. (End of the daydream)
Tommy: (to himself) wrong hole? Oh my God that is disgusting.
Charlie: I know so by than we both are too tired of trying. Except that one girl who when it went into the wrong hole…she liked it.
Tommy: Oh…ohh. So what did you do?
Charlie: I got outta that house, Charlie only does two holes. Third I’ll pass on that.
Tommy: So…have you ever had sex before?
Charlie: Yeah I have.
Tommy: So you haven’t told me what happened when you actually get into things.
Charlie: Huh?
Tommy: What happens when you actually get into the actual sex?
Charlie: Oh, that…
(Mother yells for Tommy to come down to eat breakfast.)
Charlie: Well, looks like you have to go eat breakfast and go get your learns on.
Tommy: Why are you avoiding the question? Just answer the question.
Charlie: That is grown folk business and last I checked you are not grown. So I will talk to you after school. The de-virginifacation of you shall commence in t-minus (looks at watch and tries to count and gives up) whenever you get home.
Tommy: Dude I told you I don’t want to find someone to have sex with I want a prom date.
Charlie: Hey, it’s the same difference. Prom dates have sex with each other, something about the fact that you are about to grow up and you want to make one last rash decision and what is more rash than having sex with some guy most of the time you don’t know.
Tommy: Having sex with your prom date is so cliché, you have such an "amazing" night and you end it in a bottom rate gutter motel where seconds after you have sex. You get killed by some crazed truck driver.
Charlie: (Wierded out) wow you are a crazy little kid.
Tommy: And that is another reason why it is so difficult to find a prom date!
Charlie: Well calm down on the weird kid routine just for now and let’s see where that goes. (Thumbs up)
Tommy: (sarcastic) great. (Walks down the stairs into the kitchen and sits down)
Mom: Hey Tommy, what do you want for breakfast. I have pancakes, waffles, French toast, eggs, sausage, bacon, toast, muffins, biscuit, rice, and cereal?
Tommy: Why do you make all this food? You know it is only you, Charlie, and me in this house. Where does the rest of the food go when Charlie and you get full?
Mom: Oh, I give it to the needy.
(Tommy daydreams and it shows a bunch of hoboes fighting and his mother is yelling winner gets a hot breakfast)
Tommy: Mom I will just take some toast and some bacon, good running food because I’m going to miss the bus like I always do. (He grabs some toast and bacon and runs out the door. The bus is pulling up right when he opens the house door. Tommy gets in the bus)
END SCENE
this is my baby so everyone tell me how you feel about it
Charlie and Tommy are brothers, Charlie is 23 years old and Tommy is 18. Prom is coming up and Tommy cannot find a prom date. He is socially awkward, and not the best looking guy. Charlie is a certified ladies man never has a problem finding a date except for one problem. He is lacking the skills to pleasure a girl in any way in the bed. Charlie cannot figure out what he is doing wrong. He has not told anyone and has bought every how to sex book and still cannot do anything right. This is the tale of the brother’s prom date chase.
(Alarm clock goes off, shows 6:45 a.m. Tommy gets out of bed and tries to turn the alarm off and misses. Tries again and then turns it off. Yawns and stretches.)
Tommy: (Tired sitting on the bed) Ah…great another day of school as me. Tommy "plain" Blanks. (Gets up walks to calendar and crosses out a day) 94 more days until prom and I still don’t have a prom date. Why do I have to be so much of a loser, why can’t I get a girlfriend…? Why does popularity have to be such of an obelisk? (Walks from the calendar to his closet and opens his closet. Closet is full of nerdy type of clothes.)
(You hear footsteps getting closer to the door. Someone knocks on his door and before Tommy could say who is it the door opens.)
Charlie: What’s good lil’ bro?
Tommy: (pause) what?
Charlie: Oh sorry, how is it going little brother?
Tommy: Oh, why didn’t you say that in the first place?
Charlie: I did, I said what’s good.
Tommy: What is good means how are you.
Charlie: Yeah, it is called eloquence Ebonics.
Tommy: Ebonics? Eloquence? You are above Ebonics or at least I believed that you are.
Charlie: No, I am not. Well I am but talking like a square like you doesn’t help me get any angels. They say they love how I talk.
Tommy: Oh really you already ruined your chances with all the normal girls so now you have to go to high school girls and mentally handicapped people?
Charlie: No…
Tommy: Is that all you can come up with. Seriously, use your little brain and try to think of a comeback.
Charlie: I don’t know comebacks I am just amazing at getting girls. OH GUESS WHAT!?
Tommy: If it is another one of your sexcapades than don’t tell me. I can’t take anymore of them. All you do is sound worse and worse to me, as a matter of fact. Since you are so bad at sex.
Charlie: NO I AM NOT! I just haven’t been having luck with it lately.
Tommy: Have you ever sexually pleasured a woman?
Charlie: (Thinking) Um, I believe so, I mean I don’t understand everything goes amazing before like the date and the talking. Than before I know it I am in her bed, and we are making out. (While he is telling the story it is showing how it happens) And the foreplay is going great. Things just transform to incredible to incredibly wrong. First it takes me forever to put the rubber on. (Tommy laughs) Hey it’s not funny those things are very slippery. Than after I finally get that on, I try to get on top than it slips outta my hand, when she tries to put it in I head butt her or my arms get tired and I can’t hold myself up anymore because we have been trying for the longest.
Tommy: Wow, you must get some very patient woman.
Charlie: I know right, well than she gets to tired of that but then I have to get her turned on again. So we decide to try for her to get on top, but than we have to get my guy back up and than we do that. So she gets on top but it always goes into the wrong hole. (End of the daydream)
Tommy: (to himself) wrong hole? Oh my God that is disgusting.
Charlie: I know so by than we both are too tired of trying. Except that one girl who when it went into the wrong hole…she liked it.
Tommy: Oh…ohh. So what did you do?
Charlie: I got outta that house, Charlie only does two holes. Third I’ll pass on that.
Tommy: So…have you ever had sex before?
Charlie: Yeah I have.
Tommy: So you haven’t told me what happened when you actually get into things.
Charlie: Huh?
Tommy: What happens when you actually get into the actual sex?
Charlie: Oh, that…
(Mother yells for Tommy to come down to eat breakfast.)
Charlie: Well, looks like you have to go eat breakfast and go get your learns on.
Tommy: Why are you avoiding the question? Just answer the question.
Charlie: That is grown folk business and last I checked you are not grown. So I will talk to you after school. The de-virginifacation of you shall commence in t-minus (looks at watch and tries to count and gives up) whenever you get home.
Tommy: Dude I told you I don’t want to find someone to have sex with I want a prom date.
Charlie: Hey, it’s the same difference. Prom dates have sex with each other, something about the fact that you are about to grow up and you want to make one last rash decision and what is more rash than having sex with some guy most of the time you don’t know.
Tommy: Having sex with your prom date is so cliché, you have such an "amazing" night and you end it in a bottom rate gutter motel where seconds after you have sex. You get killed by some crazed truck driver.
Charlie: (Wierded out) wow you are a crazy little kid.
Tommy: And that is another reason why it is so difficult to find a prom date!
Charlie: Well calm down on the weird kid routine just for now and let’s see where that goes. (Thumbs up)
Tommy: (sarcastic) great. (Walks down the stairs into the kitchen and sits down)
Mom: Hey Tommy, what do you want for breakfast. I have pancakes, waffles, French toast, eggs, sausage, bacon, toast, muffins, biscuit, rice, and cereal?
Tommy: Why do you make all this food? You know it is only you, Charlie, and me in this house. Where does the rest of the food go when Charlie and you get full?
Mom: Oh, I give it to the needy.
(Tommy daydreams and it shows a bunch of hoboes fighting and his mother is yelling winner gets a hot breakfast)
Tommy: Mom I will just take some toast and some bacon, good running food because I’m going to miss the bus like I always do. (He grabs some toast and bacon and runs out the door. The bus is pulling up right when he opens the house door. Tommy gets in the bus)
END SCENE