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finally! i will be the first to post about something!
so... so i saw moolie's play. I DIED LAUGHING. i SPAZZED. john-elio was there but i wasn't seated near him, so we just hung before, at intermission and after. the play was freaking brilliant, about a dinner party gone horribly, horribly wrong. i found a book of the playwright's biggest hits and started reading. something was up socially... no-one would really explain it to me, but apparantly sean is going out with celina and celina's ex, travis, was there. backstage, sean was like 'i'm going to be sick... he's here'. he was all pale... i hope it was stage makeup, he looked in a bad way. anyway, he was great onstage, so was moolie and that jason freder kid... from the spuds? he's sogood. moolie's name was cookie and she kept screaming because of things like backspasms and her earrings. it was tres amusant. her dress was puffy and lacy and blue, she had gold shoes and fekt like 'a maxi pad'. lol.
definition of shabbaton: our school goes, in seperation
OMGWTFTHEFOODWASEDIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! not good, but at least it was recognisable as food, right? anyway, the services were long, boring and orthodox (there was a makeshift wall between the boys and girls) and there were two rabbis: elion (<3, he was so cuuuuuuute!) and hoffman (...).
rabbi hoffman was fucking crazy. the theme of the weekend was 'relationships', and he lead the 'discussion' on inter-gender relationships.
rabbi hoffman: teenagers cannot fall in love. it is impossible. you have to have been married for at least seven years to really love someone.
me: i know a couple who have been living together happily for about eight years and have a child together. they're notlegally married, they refer to eachother as their 'partener' instead of their 'husband' or 'wife'. you you're saying they can't really be in love?
rh: there are always cases that are exceptions. i don't know the situation very well.
me: well, can't their be 'cases that are exceptions' where teenagers fall in love?
class: !!!!
rh: any other questions? no?
...
rh: there's some kind of taking that are really giving.
class: ?!?!?
rh: ok... emily, right?
me: erm, yes?
rh: ok, emily, if the school wanted to show how much they appreciate you and bought to a neon green coat-
class: -she'd wear it
me: *beams*
rh: ok, if they bought you something boring and black
me: *bursts out laughing*
class: you have no idea what you're getting into, do you?
...
rh: do you actully love chocolate, or do you love the way you feel when you use it?
class: ????
rh: do boys actually love their girl friends, or do they love the way they feel when they give them A BLOWJOB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
class: ...
class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY DID HE JUST SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
rh: you can't know you love someone ustil they are sick in bed and can do nothing for you and you still want to help them.
me: well, how do i know if i really love my 'husband' or if helping makes me feel good because i feel like a good person?
rh: we'll give you a test... your 'husband' is sick it bed... do get him an asprin?!?!?!
me: um... yes?
rh: ok, missy...! so you passed the first test! well now, how about this: you go, but there is no asprin!!! what do you do now? do you go to the pharmacy?!?
me: um... yes?
rh: THERE IS A SPINNING SILVER BLADE COMING AT THE PERSON AND IF YOU SAVE THEM YOU WILL LOOSE AN ARM!!! DO YOU STILL SAVE THEM?!?!?!
me: NOT EVERY HAS A CHAINSAW IN FRONT OF THEM TO LET THEM KNOW IF THEY'RE IN LOVE OR NOT! WHAT, YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE PART OF THE MARRIAGE CEREMONY?!?!?!?
yep. fun weekend. also, during the talent show, sparkles shoved styrofoam bowls under his shirt and borrowed sneu's skirt and sang i feel pretty. SO FRIGGIN FUNNY. and leslie karls, one of the biggest preps in the grade, chose kevin in 'the dating game'. oops. i spazzed and fell off my chair, despite the fact that owl_lover was sitting on my lap. i felt cool. and i like cried every time he answered.
miranda straightened shawn's hair and it turns out we have identical emo boy haircuts when it's straight. we changed into all black and took some photos. i'll post em later. funniest thing ever.. he's so cute as an emo kid.
i spent like all of saturday with josh, which i don't do often enough. he's so funny. i miss him.
um... blowjobs and chocolate and sparkles in drag. here's to bialik high school!
so... so i saw moolie's play. I DIED LAUGHING. i SPAZZED. john-elio was there but i wasn't seated near him, so we just hung before, at intermission and after. the play was freaking brilliant, about a dinner party gone horribly, horribly wrong. i found a book of the playwright's biggest hits and started reading. something was up socially... no-one would really explain it to me, but apparantly sean is going out with celina and celina's ex, travis, was there. backstage, sean was like 'i'm going to be sick... he's here'. he was all pale... i hope it was stage makeup, he looked in a bad way. anyway, he was great onstage, so was moolie and that jason freder kid... from the spuds? he's sogood. moolie's name was cookie and she kept screaming because of things like backspasms and her earrings. it was tres amusant. her dress was puffy and lacy and blue, she had gold shoes and fekt like 'a maxi pad'. lol.
definition of shabbaton: our school goes, in seperation
OMGWTFTHEFOODWASEDIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! not good, but at least it was recognisable as food, right? anyway, the services were long, boring and orthodox (there was a makeshift wall between the boys and girls) and there were two rabbis: elion (<3, he was so cuuuuuuute!) and hoffman (...).
rabbi hoffman was fucking crazy. the theme of the weekend was 'relationships', and he lead the 'discussion' on inter-gender relationships.
rabbi hoffman: teenagers cannot fall in love. it is impossible. you have to have been married for at least seven years to really love someone.
me: i know a couple who have been living together happily for about eight years and have a child together. they're notlegally married, they refer to eachother as their 'partener' instead of their 'husband' or 'wife'. you you're saying they can't really be in love?
rh: there are always cases that are exceptions. i don't know the situation very well.
me: well, can't their be 'cases that are exceptions' where teenagers fall in love?
class: !!!!
rh: any other questions? no?
...
rh: there's some kind of taking that are really giving.
class: ?!?!?
rh: ok... emily, right?
me: erm, yes?
rh: ok, emily, if the school wanted to show how much they appreciate you and bought to a neon green coat-
class: -she'd wear it
me: *beams*
rh: ok, if they bought you something boring and black
me: *bursts out laughing*
class: you have no idea what you're getting into, do you?
...
rh: do you actully love chocolate, or do you love the way you feel when you use it?
class: ????
rh: do boys actually love their girl friends, or do they love the way they feel when they give them A BLOWJOB?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
class: ...
class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO FUCKING WAY DID HE JUST SAY THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG WTF HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
rh: you can't know you love someone ustil they are sick in bed and can do nothing for you and you still want to help them.
me: well, how do i know if i really love my 'husband' or if helping makes me feel good because i feel like a good person?
rh: we'll give you a test... your 'husband' is sick it bed... do get him an asprin?!?!?!
me: um... yes?
rh: ok, missy...! so you passed the first test! well now, how about this: you go, but there is no asprin!!! what do you do now? do you go to the pharmacy?!?
me: um... yes?
rh: THERE IS A SPINNING SILVER BLADE COMING AT THE PERSON AND IF YOU SAVE THEM YOU WILL LOOSE AN ARM!!! DO YOU STILL SAVE THEM?!?!?!
me: NOT EVERY HAS A CHAINSAW IN FRONT OF THEM TO LET THEM KNOW IF THEY'RE IN LOVE OR NOT! WHAT, YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE PART OF THE MARRIAGE CEREMONY?!?!?!?
yep. fun weekend. also, during the talent show, sparkles shoved styrofoam bowls under his shirt and borrowed sneu's skirt and sang i feel pretty. SO FRIGGIN FUNNY. and leslie karls, one of the biggest preps in the grade, chose kevin in 'the dating game'. oops. i spazzed and fell off my chair, despite the fact that owl_lover was sitting on my lap. i felt cool. and i like cried every time he answered.
miranda straightened shawn's hair and it turns out we have identical emo boy haircuts when it's straight. we changed into all black and took some photos. i'll post em later. funniest thing ever.. he's so cute as an emo kid.
i spent like all of saturday with josh, which i don't do often enough. he's so funny. i miss him.
um... blowjobs and chocolate and sparkles in drag. here's to bialik high school!