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I have a confession to make... yes, one of many:
Craigslist's "Missed Connections" section is my Cosmo; my harlequin romance novel; my softcore pornography. Dear gawd... I love Craigslist. It is extreeemely entertaining. *laughs*
Like, to give a few titles of posts:
"John from the Duke Of Gloucester Bar - w4m - 20" <-- Okay... normally I don't actually "bahaha" cackle. But uh... the unintentional Shakespeare's Richard II reference is UNCANNY. *recites "John of Gaunt/gaunt" passage*
"Bus 76 towards Royal York Stn....Lady in Green Snakeskin Shoes - m4w - 22" <-- Do guys NORMALLY notice shoes? Let alone enough to tell they are made of snakeskin? I mean, they must've been flashy, but still. Fishy... definitely fishy. *coughs*Butchindisguise*cough*
"you were going to spadina to meet an old friend, beautifully - m4w - 25" <-- You were going to Spadina... BEAUTIFULLY? Wow. Man... I am... I am severely jealous. I don't know if I can do ANYTHING "beautifully". o.o Watch, as I trip over the chord of my headphones... beautifully.
"Karen? visiting brother in Mpls... - m4w - 34" <-- Maples? M'please? MUH-PUH-LUS-SUSSSS...?!!!?11
So far, my favourite post begins as such:
"Every time I decide to close the door on you, you somehow manage to reappear only to once again jam your foot in the door which is my life." *holds hand to where her heart should be* The metaphor is... God... I just... I c... *cries* I will NEVER write this way.
Craigslist's "Missed Connections" section is my Cosmo; my harlequin romance novel; my softcore pornography. Dear gawd... I love Craigslist. It is extreeemely entertaining. *laughs*
Like, to give a few titles of posts:
"John from the Duke Of Gloucester Bar - w4m - 20" <-- Okay... normally I don't actually "bahaha" cackle. But uh... the unintentional Shakespeare's Richard II reference is UNCANNY. *recites "John of Gaunt/gaunt" passage*
"Bus 76 towards Royal York Stn....Lady in Green Snakeskin Shoes - m4w - 22" <-- Do guys NORMALLY notice shoes? Let alone enough to tell they are made of snakeskin? I mean, they must've been flashy, but still. Fishy... definitely fishy. *coughs*Butchindisguise*cough*
"you were going to spadina to meet an old friend, beautifully - m4w - 25" <-- You were going to Spadina... BEAUTIFULLY? Wow. Man... I am... I am severely jealous. I don't know if I can do ANYTHING "beautifully". o.o Watch, as I trip over the chord of my headphones... beautifully.
"Karen? visiting brother in Mpls... - m4w - 34" <-- Maples? M'please? MUH-PUH-LUS-SUSSSS...?!!!?11
So far, my favourite post begins as such:
"Every time I decide to close the door on you, you somehow manage to reappear only to once again jam your foot in the door which is my life." *holds hand to where her heart should be* The metaphor is... God... I just... I c... *cries* I will NEVER write this way.