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If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Early Evening
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a season, I would be: Autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Sea Turtle
If I were a direction, I would be: Left
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Mahogony Table
If I were a historical figure, I would be: JFK
If I were a liquid, I would be: Apple Cider or any alcoholic beverage
If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond
If I were a flavor, I would be: Strawberry
If I were a tree, I would be: Apple Tree (this is for Jessica Truckner...)
If I were a bird, I would be: Penguin (so what if they cant fly!)
If I were a tool, I would be: Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: White Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bass
If I were an animal, I would be: Penguin
If I were a color, I would be: Grey
If I were an emotion, I would be: Mellow
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Cucumber
If I were ice cream, I would be: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
If I were a sound, I would be: WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO!
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: my Red 95 Monte Carlo
If I were a song, I would be: "Don't Say Motherfucker Motherfucker"- Turbonegro
If I were a book, I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a painting, I would be painted by: An Abstract artist
If I were a house, I would be made of: bricks
If I were a food, I would be: fruit (apples, pineapples, grapes, and mango)
If I were a place, I would be: Idar Oberstien, Germany
If I were a material, I would be: Wool
If I were a taste, I would be: tart
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a word, I would be: motherfucker or goddammit
If I were an object, I would be: a bed
If I were a body part, I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression, I would be: completely confused
If I were a subject in school, I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Mandy from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy"
If I were a number, I would be: 3
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday
If I were a time of day, I would be: Early Evening
If I were a planet, I would be: Neptune
If I were a season, I would be: Autumn
If I were a sea animal, I would be: Sea Turtle
If I were a direction, I would be: Left
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: Mahogony Table
If I were a historical figure, I would be: JFK
If I were a liquid, I would be: Apple Cider or any alcoholic beverage
If I were a stone, I would be: Diamond
If I were a flavor, I would be: Strawberry
If I were a tree, I would be: Apple Tree (this is for Jessica Truckner...)
If I were a bird, I would be: Penguin (so what if they cant fly!)
If I were a tool, I would be: Hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: White Rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Bass
If I were an animal, I would be: Penguin
If I were a color, I would be: Grey
If I were an emotion, I would be: Mellow
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Cucumber
If I were ice cream, I would be: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
If I were a sound, I would be: WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO! WEE-WOO!
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: my Red 95 Monte Carlo
If I were a song, I would be: "Don't Say Motherfucker Motherfucker"- Turbonegro
If I were a book, I would be written by: Stephen King
If I were a painting, I would be painted by: An Abstract artist
If I were a house, I would be made of: bricks
If I were a food, I would be: fruit (apples, pineapples, grapes, and mango)
If I were a place, I would be: Idar Oberstien, Germany
If I were a material, I would be: Wool
If I were a taste, I would be: tart
If I were a scent, I would be: Vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a word, I would be: motherfucker or goddammit
If I were an object, I would be: a bed
If I were a body part, I would be: a hand
If I were a facial expression, I would be: completely confused
If I were a subject in school, I would be: English
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Mandy from "The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy"
If I were a number, I would be: 3