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rudolphofvamps

001. everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Aug 08, 2011 06:23

Phone.
[Spike sounds oddly manic, not that you would know it was odd for him.]

I guess this is like a conference call, huh? So who's on the other end. [a few crickets...] Not sure what to make of all this, but. Haven't seen a phone like this since--[sudden throat clearing]What do you lot do around here? Go to the drive-in with your steadies and ( Read more... )

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Action jaws5sonofjaws August 10 2011, 18:31:16 UTC

[And you've just bumped into a shark-boy who was trying to enjoy a submarine sandwich.]

Sorry yourself, jerk.

Just be glad I didn't drop my sandwich.

Action rudolphofvamps August 12 2011, 13:43:24 UTC

Oy, who're you calling a-- [that sandwich looked really good. focus, Spike] Said I was sorry, didn't I?

[Then softer] No harm done.

jaws5sonofjaws August 12 2011, 15:06:17 UTC

You still bumped into me, blondie.

Pretty rude.

And I'm gonna guess you;re new here.

rudolphofvamps August 15 2011, 02:57:30 UTC

Something like new, anyway. Who wants to know?

jaws5sonofjaws August 15 2011, 04:35:41 UTC

The name's Mart.

Mart Vineyard.

Born demi-god and professional ass kicker.

rudolphofvamps August 15 2011, 15:18:11 UTC

[eyebrow lift] How impressive.

Spike.

jaws5sonofjaws August 15 2011, 15:22:16 UTC

Thanks. I'm pretty goddamn awesome.

Spike, huh?

So... what's your deal?

rudolphofvamps August 17 2011, 18:37:23 UTC

My deal? [he shrugs] Just minding my business before I got sucked up here. Same as anyone else.

jaws5sonofjaws August 18 2011, 02:27:09 UTC

Yeah, pretty much the same here.

Don't suppose you came from somewhere interesting.

rudolphofvamps August 18 2011, 16:58:46 UTC

[To tell... he doesn't see why not, since this guy's obviously not entirely human]

Came from a Hellmouth. Don't know how interesting that is next to a 1950s suburb with an attitude problem, but there it is. Demons.. vampires, you name it.

jaws5sonofjaws August 19 2011, 00:59:32 UTC

That's cool I guess...

I fuckin' hate demons though.

Always trying to eat me.

And vampires... pretty lame if you ask me.

rudolphofvamps August 19 2011, 20:57:34 UTC

[He shrugs. Usually he would get angry, but for the moment, he's not a vampire and he doesn't exactly want to give himself away.]

Yeah. Lame.

jaws5sonofjaws August 19 2011, 21:19:41 UTC

Seriously.

Especially all that romantic bullshit "Oh! I'm immortal, I'm angsty, I need to suck blood to stay unalive but it makes me sympathetic."

What a bunch of saps.

rudolphofvamps August 19 2011, 22:57:57 UTC

Sympathetic. Interesting word.

jaws5sonofjaws August 20 2011, 06:29:13 UTC

Uh, what d'you mean?

rudolphofvamps August 20 2011, 20:15:31 UTC

Never heard vampires called that before.

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