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So since beginning work at the Perry Nuclear Power Plant, I have learned the following things:
1) FoxNews, that unrivaled pillar of unbiased and objective journalism, is an excellent method of inducing vomit.
2) Bureaucracy is awesome.
3) The worst song ever, in the history of tonal music, is "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night." Yes, even worse than that f-ing annoying "Lullabye" song where the guy performs the verses like he's reading poetry. God, I hate that song, too.
4) I will never, ever, run out of ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Yessssss.
5) I am addicted to bananas. Haha yeah I know.
And of course there are random other facts about nuclear power and different types of radiation, but that comes second to the aforementioned insights. In dubitably.
In other, and closely related news, a couple weeks ago I got to work in security again, with the safeguards information, and this time I was going through personal files. So I found out how much everyone in the entire security department earns a year, and I read this scandalous report about a guy who got in really big twubble for making some racist comment to another guy.
I have the sweetest job ever.
Oh, and this summer I have also noticed that Cleveland drivers are assholes. They're not aggressive or anything, which is probably why people don't really realize it, but they're just...assholes. They're not courteous at all. And everyone is kind of afraid of the other drivers, you never make eye contact with anyone. It's a state of fear on the highways. Meh. Jerks.
1) FoxNews, that unrivaled pillar of unbiased and objective journalism, is an excellent method of inducing vomit.
2) Bureaucracy is awesome.
3) The worst song ever, in the history of tonal music, is "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night." Yes, even worse than that f-ing annoying "Lullabye" song where the guy performs the verses like he's reading poetry. God, I hate that song, too.
4) I will never, ever, run out of ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Yessssss.
5) I am addicted to bananas. Haha yeah I know.
And of course there are random other facts about nuclear power and different types of radiation, but that comes second to the aforementioned insights. In dubitably.
In other, and closely related news, a couple weeks ago I got to work in security again, with the safeguards information, and this time I was going through personal files. So I found out how much everyone in the entire security department earns a year, and I read this scandalous report about a guy who got in really big twubble for making some racist comment to another guy.
I have the sweetest job ever.
Oh, and this summer I have also noticed that Cleveland drivers are assholes. They're not aggressive or anything, which is probably why people don't really realize it, but they're just...assholes. They're not courteous at all. And everyone is kind of afraid of the other drivers, you never make eye contact with anyone. It's a state of fear on the highways. Meh. Jerks.