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DO YOU SNORE?
Well, my sister told me once that I did, but that was right after I threw a book at her for snoring (we shared a room).
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'd say that I'm a lover, but I'm not a f---ing hippie. War is stoopid, but I tend to be very argumentative, and there are plenty of people that I don't "love".
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Death and not achieving my goals.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Oh man I looooved legos. I even had a lego-picker-upper. You roll it over the legos, and picked them up. I thought it was really high tech.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Haha god that stuff sucks.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No...I HATE it when they get all bent and stuff.
WERE YOU A CUTE KID?
Hell yes I was! And when I was a baby everyone called me the Gerber baby. Yes, I'm bragging.
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I don't really know...if it isn't, then life pretty much sucks I guess.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black and gray.
IS BARBIE SEXY?
Not really. If Barbie were a real person and we saw her walking down the street, we'd probably stare in sheer horror.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
No, but I always want to.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Ewww no.
ANY SPECIAL TALENTS?
Yes. I can make my tongue look like a butt.
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
England, I guess?
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
I could take him or leave him...he's kindof a douche.
CAN YOU SWIM?
Yup.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Yes. Frank freaked me out.
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yes, and if you don't, you're an asshole.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
Three.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Very...very...slowly.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yes.
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
No, two younger sisters.
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL?
WTF is an electric pencil? Who wrote this? Honestly, don't they know how to proofread? An electric pencil? Honestly...
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Get a new hobby like collecting leaves or having sex or something, you sick bastards.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Maybe. I'd like to think so.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I have the sweetest handwriting ever.
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Bug bites. Like whoa.
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
No he isn't and neither is Elvis so stop asking stoopid questions.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No, that's lame.
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled, and that's it.
ARE BLONDS DUMB?
I don't know, but I have met a fair share of dumb blondes.
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
I bet the Underpants Gnomes are in on that, too.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
3:45 PM EST.
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
I guess...Manda, Man, Manders, Teusch, dumbidiot...
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
I never really eat it, but I'm not pretentiously opposed to it like a lot of people.
WHO'S YOUR HERO?
Margaret Thatcher?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
The other day, in April's truck when we rocked out to Bon Jovi.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers. I don't remember taking a bath since I was a little kid.
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Shut up. No he's not. Sorry if I crushed any of my friends' dreams.
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not especially.
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Procrastination.
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER OR REGULAR?
Either.
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
EWWWWWWW FUCK NO
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
No.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once.
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
I don't know. I've never tried to wake myself up. I guess I'm normal?
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
A poopy brownish-green color. But one is greener than the other, which is pretty sweet.
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
It ranges from high-pitched squeaks to truck horns. Sometimes right in a row.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Occasionally.
WHAT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND'S NAME?
Valerie J. Norman.
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
The Rock because I don't know who Stone Cold is because I'm not white trash.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No.
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
No.
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Piano like it's my job, alto saxophone, and guitar (badly)
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
No, those things are scary.
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Haha. Yeah. Like a dollar or something probably.
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
I tried it once. Freaked me out.
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Hell yeah! Soooo much fun. I'm a member of Boy Scouts of America, dude!
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I believe that that's an awesome song.
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Yes, they are homosapiens' best friends. Cats generally suck.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
What kind of question is that? Who would say, "Yes, divorce is real and is what holds society together." Do I agree with divorce? I don't know I've never been affected by it, and I hope I never am. It sucks.
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Well, I've tried...
ARE YOU A RACIST?
Yes. My Grandfather is the Grand Wizard of the KKK. No, I'm not racist. But unfortunately, I am ageist, as is everyone else.
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Yes.
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
No way, it's hellish out today.
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
York Peppermint Patty.
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Sometimes. But mine always chips quickly because of piano so I end up looking like I'm five.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Yes.
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
Oh, don't even get me started. I get really pissed at bad commercials and have been known to start talking back to them and yelling at the television.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Oh how embarrassing. Not regularly, but I have stepped in that store looking for jeans. I'm so embarrassed.