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Whats new! News flash!!
New bombs in use by a friendly group of people can now only kill the bad people! New technology can spot the evil in the human mind. also it can predict that those children will become terrorists! While falling at 500 mph, the bombs warhead can scan the brains of all humans in the danger zone, then plots the future of each kid and teenage girl! Bomb operators then can steer the bomb into the children that have the most evil ambitions, saving the precious lives of those innocent kids. The patented technology works on young kids and even the elderly! Elderly women with evil ambitions are easily spotted! Even those with mental issues and physically disabled can be scanned! And new version released last week can scan through metal and houses. Teamwork from several industries have made this scanning capability to be shared with every friendly nation.
Military tacticians can save valuable weapon inventory!! Generals will be able to bomb more of the population at less expense to the mother country! The war planners can't believe how much they will be able to extend the war. Analysts can plan more bombing operations with the same amount of money, saving precious cash for more bombing raids! Analysts are debating exactly what to do with all the spare bombs? Some think they will have so many more bombs that they might be able to double bomb the bad guys/kids/widows, just to make sure they do not survive! This is an amazing addition to each warfighter.
"The future evil mind detection works wonders" says an anonymous general, who declined to be named.
Can you believe what they will think of next!!