Porn is a succession of guys agreeing with each other.
Yesterday took a dive into the surreal when, at ten o'clock at night, Steven, myself and a drunken Rebecca went to see the girl Rebecca has a crush on; Tara. Tara has a reputation for being a bit of a Scary Lesbian, so we were rather bemused when she put on some gay man porn. We were sitting there, in the company of a girl we had only just met, watching (loud) gay porn with the door open. Tara's poor blockmates were walking downstairs past her room with their hands over their ears! I felt sorry for Steven, who really needed the loo, and being gay couldn't really ask where the bathroom was in the middle of that!! Great first impressions.
I'm trying to do my English essay. It's really not happening. I'm not used to doing work, I'm used to thinking about doing work and then procrastinating! I have a ridiculous amount of work to get through anyway so I'm starting to panic. This essay is worth 50% of my mark and has to be in on Tuesday! I also have no money; after I pay Steven back for the money he leant me when I lost my debit card and take out money for my trip to the Comedy Store.. I'm looking to be very poor indeed! Steven said something about me paying in installments so I can go out with him to The Club on Saturday though..so perhaps all is not lost. Ah, student life, huh?
I'm trying to do my English essay. It's really not happening. I'm not used to doing work, I'm used to thinking about doing work and then procrastinating! I have a ridiculous amount of work to get through anyway so I'm starting to panic. This essay is worth 50% of my mark and has to be in on Tuesday! I also have no money; after I pay Steven back for the money he leant me when I lost my debit card and take out money for my trip to the Comedy Store.. I'm looking to be very poor indeed! Steven said something about me paying in installments so I can go out with him to The Club on Saturday though..so perhaps all is not lost. Ah, student life, huh?