The Good, the Bad and the Television
Good News: The thing with the paying for violence? Didn't happen. Much relief and now silence as this is unfiltered.
Bad News (which predictably out-paragraphs the Good News): Bhs didn't call me like they said they would about me working full time, which means I don't know if I am soon to work and be paid like a normal person. Additionally; I went ( Read more... )
Bad News (which predictably out-paragraphs the Good News): Bhs didn't call me like they said they would about me working full time, which means I don't know if I am soon to work and be paid like a normal person. Additionally; I went ( Read more... )
The darkness was all around as Greg walked through Forest down towards his Tent, random thoughts of groping crossing his mind.
He had been shocked earlier when Caroline Quentin had told him she often dreamed about Dan Patterson involved in licking with a badger , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Clive .
One day he would discuss his feelings with Ryan, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Clive masturbating himself with a handcuffs.
The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the whisk he was carrying with him. Would Clive's penis feel like that to his butt?
What would Clive think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating whipped cream off Clive's beautiful thigh?
Greg rubbed the whisk against his penis whispering Clive's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his Tent but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Clive's name into the night.
Meanwhile, Clive had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Forest was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the whipped cream he was carrying and leisurely scratched his penis.
He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Greg calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his whipped cream and ran towards the sound of his Mr P's voice.
Clive stumbled through the darkness towards Greg. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his Mr P being attacked by a badger. Was he about to be raped by Tony Slattery dressed as Dan Patterson? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his butt.
Greg, Greg, my Mr P, screamed Clive. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! Greg leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the whisk and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare thigh pointing in the air.
Clive! Greg gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Ryan said you were in your Tent engaged in some groping with Caroline Quentin.
No, I was alone in my Tent with nothing but my handcuffs for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your thigh was, and how I would like to stroke my penis against it, and have you kiss my butt, and now I see your thigh for myself I realise that not even Dan Patterson has a thigh to compare with yours.
Oh, Mr P, Ryan said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Caroline Quentin.
What! That old badger, I'd rather get involved in licking with Tony Slattery, a whisk and whipped cream than dream of groping with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my butt curl.
Oh, Greg!
Oh, Clive, my Mr P!
Cue soft music, sounds of groping and licking, soft focus and fade.........
I just choked on my blackcurrent squash. Hee!
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Yes I'm afraid I'm quite the lover of Hugh Dennis (remembers that time he wore the skin tight superhero costume in My Hero, that left absolutely nothing to the imagination - not that I like him in that show, it's crap... but still ^_~) How did you know that? Have I become even THAT predictable online? *shakes head* I don't know, eh...
I know what you mean about Mock The Week... like it isn't quite Whose Line and it isn't quite HIGNFY... But for me it's the people that make it - generally the guests, and of course the captains are very funny... There's sexy Hugh of course... and I like Dara as well, I think he's really cute (heh, go figure me!) But I didn't know you were a Rory Bremner girl *grins* Aaah, the things we learn! He was on the panel of that QI episode I went to see being filmed in May this year... he's really funny *nods*
Oooh, the fifty best slashy moments...! What scenes would be contenders, then?
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I didn't see the skin tightness! Oh dear.. I do feel sorry for you having to suppress your manloving at home when there are so many beautiful things on tv :p Isn't James Dreyfus the superhero now? I never saw Gimme Gimme Gimme but I thought he was cute on Hells Kitchen!
Dara? *hands you your medication* Haha! Bremner, yes. I keep getting him mixed up with Rory Magragh (or however you spell it)! Some of the people on Mock The Week are good, but they don't really interact much. It's like the standup playoffs. I didn't find comedians like the Gina woman all that funny. I feel kind of bad saying that because having more female comedians on tv is good and important (I watched Dawn French's female comedian program!), but.. she wasn't that good. Andy Parsons sounds like Griff!
As for slashy moments.. we should compile a list and run a poll! The twenty best Slashy moments of British Comedy. A billion Whose Line references ("Always time for you in that position, Greg" - Clive), Mel and Griff, Paul and Ian with the aeroplane of love. There's gotta be some good QI slashiness too!
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YouknowwhatImean. I should switch the communication side of my brain on.
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Actually that reminds me of something I didn't get around to telling you... It was one of those funny times when you can't enjoy manlove for the family being there... Well, I found it amusing anyhoo! So watch me ramble ^_^ I was watching that Three Men In A Boat thing last week... which if you didn't see it was this interesting programme which followed Griff Rhys Jones, Rory McGrath (not Bremner, sadly *laughs*) and Dara O'Briain as they rowed up the Thames to Oxford... Even though it wasn't my bag, and I was watching it for the men (guilty as charged) I thought it was really good...
Anyway, I'm straying... Heh, back to the story - I'll set the scene... I'm sat there in the armchair, drinking Carnation from the tin... you know, as you do... And my dad's sat across from me on the sofa, practising the guitar for his weekly lesson... I'm trying to watch the telly, as I want to savour the gorgeousness of Griff... but my dad keeps rabbiting on about his exercises...
And he starts going 'Colette, Colette, come watch me do an A-minor pentatonic scale' so of course I'm watching him do that, to great detail, I turn around... and Griff's in bed with Dara! o_0 And moreso, I could hear him talking about... having sex with Mel, of all things... And my dad's playing scales over it... So I'm like 'What?! Hang on, Dad...' and my dad's just looking at me as if I'm insane... But it was a matter of urgent slashy importance - I mean (and I checked it later, so it was true *grins*) there he is, joking about only ever having serious sex with Mel... sharing a bed with another sexy man... And I'm not even allowed to hear it! *pffts at the injustice*
Apologies for my super long story ^_~ But yes, we should definetly do the top 20 slashy moments of British comedy... There are loads in QI... Especially when Alan asks Stephen about bottom feeders *nods*
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XHHYYB5V
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Pentatonic scale? You should have grabbed the guitar from him and.. and... hid it! *starts laughing again* I can just imagine your inner panic as you try to listen for Griff talking about Melsex! Hahahaha! Silly parents. Thank god for uknova though, now we can never miss these things :)
Bottom feeders! I sort of remember that. Must watch again. Stephen makes so many I'm-gay/gay references in QI. I don't remember him doing that in much of anything else. Yay for Stephen being happy (and being so funny with it)!
Thank you SO much for the uploading!! You rock and deserve ONE THOUSAND POINTS! /lame
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