Dec 22, 2005 02:48
Dear Facebook,
This is just a letter to ask if you will take responsibility for me doing poorly on my final tomorrow. I only ask because you recently added a new feature that lets you explain how you know your facebook friends and from where. I also believe you recently added this feature within the last 24 hours. Now, normally I am able to take responsibility for my own actions, but in this case I feel the poor judgement on your half is overwhelming. To add such a fun and creative feature while I still have finals going on is not only imprudent and inconsiderate, but also cruel.
All this time I spent making fake reasons for how I met and know people could have been devoted to me studying for my final worth 35% of my grade. At this point, I am unsure if I have memorized everything from the review sheet and pretty unprepared for the multiple essays that the final will include.
If nothing else, I would like you to be more careful next time. To say the least, I am very dissapointed in you facebook.
Sincerely,
Zach Rudin
P.S. It's nothing personal, I actually love the feature. Just your timing was not so good Facebook. That's it.