Moving?
I want to live at 141 Kamala Way in Goleta California.
I'm just putting that out there to my universe. I WANT THIS. Okay here's the story. I was browsing through rental listings on craigslist because I want to move out of my current place in Santa Barbara. I came across this room for rent on Kamala Way and I drove all the way to Santa Barbara to check it out. It turns out the place has everything I want in a room. I would have my own bedroom and bathroom. Having your own bathroom is not normal for UCSB students. I wouldn't have to share a bathroom with crazy old Wen. Then I would have my own PRIVATE entrance through the side of the house. This is a luxury. No longer would I have to walk in on my old landlord playing hoochy-koochy with his lady friend, and I wouldn't have to wake up the landlords wife when I come home late at night when she's sleeping on the couch. It's way closer to school than my current place. The best part is that I would have my OWN PRIVATE YARD! Well it's more like a patio but it's big and it's perfect for barbeques and having friends over. Basically it's the ultimate batchelor pad and if I had this place I would be the coooooolest guy in the BFA. And it's all cheaper than what I'm paying now!
I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope that they accept my application. I deserve this.