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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: Rutens
Green and blobby. Not much change on this side of London.
Has anything happened at the Sontaran base? It still strikes me as too much of a coincidence that there are two secret bases at the same time in very nearly the same location.
-D
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: Rutens
Green and blobby. Not much change on this side of London.
Has anything happened at the Sontaran base? It still strikes me as too much of a coincidence that there are two secret bases at the same time in very nearly the same location.
-D
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To: Dr. John Smith jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
From: Captain Jack Harkness jack.harkness@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: Re: Rutens
Slight problem. Turns out I'm not as good at solitaire as I used to be. Been playing it here for two hours.
And no, nothing happened. Two of them stepped out a little while ago, looked like they were surveying the area. Went back in, heard a bit of chanting. Think they've started a rave.
Jack
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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: RE: Re: Rutens
Sontarans don't rave. Unless it's the of the rant-and-rave variety. They've got to be up to something. There's no way these two groups could be in the same area at the same time without something bringing them here.
Are you using the cards from the console room?
-D
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To: Dr. John Smith jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
From: Captain Jack Harkness jack.harkness@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
Of course they're up to something, if they weren't we wouldn't be here. At least they damn well better be up to something, you know I actually thought we'd make that dinner reservation.
Yeah, found them in a storage box.
Jack
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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
Well, if they're not up to something now, they will be as soon as they realize their mortal enemies are just across town. And we will, Jack. We'll just have to pop back for it.
You're missing the three of clubs, eight of diamonds, and the Queen of spades. Hope that helps!
-D
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To: Dr. John Smith jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
From: Captain Jack Harkness jack.harkness@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
Oh well that's done it, we're never getting to it now you've said that. Takeaway on the console room floor it is again then.
Dare I ask why?
Come on, they have to know. Too much of a coincidence here.
Jack
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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
I could try cooking, if you want.
Not enough violence for them to know yet. The Sontarans and the Rutens are strategic warriors, not skilled planners with a lot of patience.
And, if you must know, I needed to balance something.
-D
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To: Dr. John Smith jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
From: Captain Jack Harkness jack.harkness@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
You know I'd say I'd love to see you try but I'd also love to still have a TARDIS, so how about we stick with the takeaway.
Or is this where you tell me you've been a gourmet chef all along?
Still no action here. Unless that bush rustling counts.
Jack
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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: RE: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
Finally!
-D
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To: Dr. John Smith jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
From: Captain Jack Harkness jack.harkness@torchwood.org.uk
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rutens
You going to elaborate on that? Something happening over there? Remember what we said about not sending things that didn't make sense?
Jack
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To: jack.harkness@torchwood.gov.uk
From: jsmith1963@unit.gov.uk
Subject: Getting rather tired of all the Re:s.
Sorry, no, got the telly working over here. Just in time for the Perfect Strangers marathon.
-D
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