Couples meme thing, paired with Rose (to make up for emo ficlet!)
1. Who eats more?
Probably her. Or me. I don't know, it really depends on the situation. Chips? Her. Xeurixian takeout? Me.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Her.
3. How long have you been together?
Well, we met in 2005, and there was a year there where the TARDIS missed the mark, and you get sort of timeless in the TARDIS, don't you? All that hopping about in time, and then...it's been a while, let's just say.
4. Who sings better?
Oh, definitely me.
5. Who's older?
Probably me.
6. Who's smarter?
Me. Not that Rose isn't smart. I'm just...you know, smarter.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Probably hers.
8. Who does the laundry?
Her mother.
9. Who does the dishes?
I'm not sure. I think it's my week to do them, but I'm pretty certain it's been my week to do them for around two years now.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Well, I assume that whichever side of the bed she sleeps on is probably the right side of the bed for her.
11. Who snores?
I don't. I don't!
12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers, this time around.
13. Who's better with the computer?
I am.
14. Do you have pets?
Yeah, we've got Mickey.
15. Who pays the bills?
Bills?
16. Who cooks dinner?
I tried once. It was disasterous.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Only I get to drive the TARDIS.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
The ATM machine.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
She is.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm never wrong.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Hers.
22. Who named your kids?
I'm pretty certain Mickey's mum named him.
23. Who kissed who first?
Kisses are very complicated things.
24. Who asked who out?
Out where?
25. Who dusts the house?
Should get to that eventually.
26. Who's more sensitive?
She is!
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
And that.
28. Who has more friends?
In a friend-to-enemy ratio, I'm certain she wins.
29. Who has more siblings?
I did.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me.
31. Who’s more sexy?
I'm foxy? Rose is...well, she's beautiful, isn't she? Probably?
32. Who sleeps naked?
That's ridiculously lewd! They make jim jams for a reason!
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I do.
34. Who has more money?
What do you need with money, anyway?
35. Who has more tattoos?
I do.
36. Who eats more sweets?
We share.
37. Who is closer to their family?
She is.
38. Who has the older car?
The TARDIS is fairly old, but runs like she's new.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
How exactly do you measure a dream? Seems a bit illogical, don't you think?
40. Who cries more?
She does. Should really purchase her some waterproof mascara.
Probably her. Or me. I don't know, it really depends on the situation. Chips? Her. Xeurixian takeout? Me.
2. Who said "I love you" first?
Her.
3. How long have you been together?
Well, we met in 2005, and there was a year there where the TARDIS missed the mark, and you get sort of timeless in the TARDIS, don't you? All that hopping about in time, and then...it's been a while, let's just say.
4. Who sings better?
Oh, definitely me.
5. Who's older?
Probably me.
6. Who's smarter?
Me. Not that Rose isn't smart. I'm just...you know, smarter.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Probably hers.
8. Who does the laundry?
Her mother.
9. Who does the dishes?
I'm not sure. I think it's my week to do them, but I'm pretty certain it's been my week to do them for around two years now.
10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Well, I assume that whichever side of the bed she sleeps on is probably the right side of the bed for her.
11. Who snores?
I don't. I don't!
12. Whose hair is longer?
Hers, this time around.
13. Who's better with the computer?
I am.
14. Do you have pets?
Yeah, we've got Mickey.
15. Who pays the bills?
Bills?
16. Who cooks dinner?
I tried once. It was disasterous.
17. Who drives when you are together?
Only I get to drive the TARDIS.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
The ATM machine.
19. Who is the most stubborn?
She is.
20. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
I'm never wrong.
21. Whose parents do you see more?
Hers.
22. Who named your kids?
I'm pretty certain Mickey's mum named him.
23. Who kissed who first?
Kisses are very complicated things.
24. Who asked who out?
Out where?
25. Who dusts the house?
Should get to that eventually.
26. Who's more sensitive?
She is!
27. Who cleans the bathroom?
And that.
28. Who has more friends?
In a friend-to-enemy ratio, I'm certain she wins.
29. Who has more siblings?
I did.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Me.
31. Who’s more sexy?
I'm foxy? Rose is...well, she's beautiful, isn't she? Probably?
32. Who sleeps naked?
That's ridiculously lewd! They make jim jams for a reason!
33. Who has the craziest ex?
I do.
34. Who has more money?
What do you need with money, anyway?
35. Who has more tattoos?
I do.
36. Who eats more sweets?
We share.
37. Who is closer to their family?
She is.
38. Who has the older car?
The TARDIS is fairly old, but runs like she's new.
39. Who has bigger dreams?
How exactly do you measure a dream? Seems a bit illogical, don't you think?
40. Who cries more?
She does. Should really purchase her some waterproof mascara.