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first of all, i love you smee.
and of course i love the rest of you too... *coughs*
now, more importantly! *dances*
i got a new job! my boss (from papas) is like the coolest person ever and he got it for me. how great is that that you tell your boss you want to quit and hes like "wait let me help you get a job somewhere else!" so im working a few yards away from pummer (well actually a lot farther than that) at roussos. the lady who interviewed me, georgia, is like psychotic. but in a good way. shes just SO energetic. and unlike freaking pizza, im so used to it from being raised in my house, i dont know if ill ever get sick of smelling fish cooking. i like a lot of the people there. i mean i only talked to a few of them for a little bit when i went in today, but everybody seems interesting. and, um. alive. which already makes them better than papas. the only person there i ever even talked to anymore was ashlee and her "omg get in my pussy" attitude kind of makes me nauseous so...
is there something wrong with me that i attract the skankbags of the earth? seriously, somebody tell me what the deal here is.
(i mean smee did pretty good finding one on his own though...)
jessica called me on thursday while i was "at work" - meaning i was sitting in the office hanging out and getting paid for it...) and i was really hesitant to answer it because i had nooo idea who it was and mike was back there too and he was all "dude. answer it." so i was like "...hello?" "hi alex!" thinks: "omg why did i do this?" so i make wild gestures and put it on speaker to unveil my torture to the room. she wants to "hang out." what really pissed me off... i was like "oh do you?" and she... i dont know it was like she jumped on it. "yeah. i do. so why dont you just blow off that stupid little bimbo and hang with a real woman." i was quiet for a while like "wtf pummers a transvestite?" and then she was just like "oh stop just sitting there alex. fuck BAM. im better than shell ever be."
i apologize to all parties involved for playing up this extra fun situation. but i couldnt resist.
so after much taunting on my side, and much bitching and "seducing" on hers, she hung up. it was quiet for a second then i looked up at them and mike was like "what a whore." anyway. it was freakeh. like what is the deeaal here?
and that was my weekend. ive barely even seen pummer the past couple weeks except when hes chauffeuring me to work and back. i forced him to take me to lunch yesterday because i never see him... i think im starting to accept that he just hates me sometimes and has to be away from me.
*shrug* whatever. its ridiculous the weird ass shit you learn to see as normal.
first of all, i love you smee.
and of course i love the rest of you too... *coughs*
now, more importantly! *dances*
i got a new job! my boss (from papas) is like the coolest person ever and he got it for me. how great is that that you tell your boss you want to quit and hes like "wait let me help you get a job somewhere else!" so im working a few yards away from pummer (well actually a lot farther than that) at roussos. the lady who interviewed me, georgia, is like psychotic. but in a good way. shes just SO energetic. and unlike freaking pizza, im so used to it from being raised in my house, i dont know if ill ever get sick of smelling fish cooking. i like a lot of the people there. i mean i only talked to a few of them for a little bit when i went in today, but everybody seems interesting. and, um. alive. which already makes them better than papas. the only person there i ever even talked to anymore was ashlee and her "omg get in my pussy" attitude kind of makes me nauseous so...
is there something wrong with me that i attract the skankbags of the earth? seriously, somebody tell me what the deal here is.
(i mean smee did pretty good finding one on his own though...)
jessica called me on thursday while i was "at work" - meaning i was sitting in the office hanging out and getting paid for it...) and i was really hesitant to answer it because i had nooo idea who it was and mike was back there too and he was all "dude. answer it." so i was like "...hello?" "hi alex!" thinks: "omg why did i do this?" so i make wild gestures and put it on speaker to unveil my torture to the room. she wants to "hang out." what really pissed me off... i was like "oh do you?" and she... i dont know it was like she jumped on it. "yeah. i do. so why dont you just blow off that stupid little bimbo and hang with a real woman." i was quiet for a while like "wtf pummers a transvestite?" and then she was just like "oh stop just sitting there alex. fuck BAM. im better than shell ever be."
i apologize to all parties involved for playing up this extra fun situation. but i couldnt resist.
so after much taunting on my side, and much bitching and "seducing" on hers, she hung up. it was quiet for a second then i looked up at them and mike was like "what a whore." anyway. it was freakeh. like what is the deeaal here?
and that was my weekend. ive barely even seen pummer the past couple weeks except when hes chauffeuring me to work and back. i forced him to take me to lunch yesterday because i never see him... i think im starting to accept that he just hates me sometimes and has to be away from me.
*shrug* whatever. its ridiculous the weird ass shit you learn to see as normal.