*grumble*

Aug 19, 2004 01:36

yeah..
so...
aaron gave me his old phone. nothing special, but better than nothing (thanks buddy :D)
and, yeah...
a piece was falling off, so i decided to glue it with some krazy glue i knew was in other-aaron's room.

i went in and got it.
read the label while applying it.
laughed at it... "warning, bonds instantly with skin."
like anyone would be that dumb.

tried to move hands.

...

...

i adhered my index-finger/middle-finger/thumb together, and in turn to the phone.

i came in to colin's room all "man.. this sucks.." with my new limb, a nokia cellphone.

a lot of prying and sighing got me my thumb off, then, my fingers apart, then the phone amputated.

not only do i still have most of my fingerprints, but, those i don't are some sort of tactile sensor on my phone. a security mesure to ensure i can always prove it was in my possession.

but, yeah, got back in here, about to make an update...
and KERBLAM! ..

.. i saw a mouse in the corner of my eye.. or did i? (coulda just been dangly dreads)
either way, i put a binder in front of the only place it (supposing it exists) could have gone, and made an electronic-box-incan-temple.

going camping tomorrow, so it should be expired (if it were ever inspired) by the time i'm back.

here's hopin'

remember: krazy glue is not my friend

and,

i'm a dumbass.

-=Brendan=-

ps: Hamlet would make a good Choose Your Own Adventure... (To be, turn to Page 73...)

EDIT:

i've officially removed my madison
this makes me sad
i will get it back... and this time i've actually learned how to take care of it.
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