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So I guess I am a professional writer eh? This sort of this should be a snap, but it isn't. I guess if it was then what would be the point?
The first thing one should know if they read this is that I am nuts. Not just a little zooey, but certifiable. More then likely I would be able to get away with murder.
The second is that I like to live in my own little world. My basis in reality is strictly social; it had been my experience that imaginary friends make for better drinking buddies (they always bring their own) and that they usually let you win at chess.
The third is that I am both a tremendous pervert but also a gentleman. I.e. I would gladly spank you with a wet chicken, but would ask you for permission first.
G gave me the ability to make this journal. She is a real person, and we met in ispq http://www.ispq.com which is a video chat program. Basically, you get to meet new friends and exciting people from all over the world, and jerk off in front of them
I have a cat. If you are in the know in Hollywood, then you have met or have heard of Marmalade. Marms is my best friend in the world, is a hell of a poker player, and we talk constantly. Don't get me wrong, my cat isn't telling me too set fire to things or to kill people, but then again, he isn't an asshole, so why would he?
When thinking of what to write here, what first comes to mind is too provide answers for people. Too often I see these journals with 'comments.' Comment if you like, but please ask questions. I know everything, and if I don't, one of my other personalities does.
Yeah huh?
-Ruckus
The first thing one should know if they read this is that I am nuts. Not just a little zooey, but certifiable. More then likely I would be able to get away with murder.
The second is that I like to live in my own little world. My basis in reality is strictly social; it had been my experience that imaginary friends make for better drinking buddies (they always bring their own) and that they usually let you win at chess.
The third is that I am both a tremendous pervert but also a gentleman. I.e. I would gladly spank you with a wet chicken, but would ask you for permission first.
G gave me the ability to make this journal. She is a real person, and we met in ispq http://www.ispq.com which is a video chat program. Basically, you get to meet new friends and exciting people from all over the world, and jerk off in front of them
I have a cat. If you are in the know in Hollywood, then you have met or have heard of Marmalade. Marms is my best friend in the world, is a hell of a poker player, and we talk constantly. Don't get me wrong, my cat isn't telling me too set fire to things or to kill people, but then again, he isn't an asshole, so why would he?
When thinking of what to write here, what first comes to mind is too provide answers for people. Too often I see these journals with 'comments.' Comment if you like, but please ask questions. I know everything, and if I don't, one of my other personalities does.
Yeah huh?
-Ruckus