Lazy List of Kosher Movies
Yes I know, there are too many movies a frum person can watch to make a real list, especially if they are willing to make an effort and avert their eyes when necessary (and pre-check on Imdb or better Cap reports type sites). But this is the lazy list, no averting necessary. Doesn't mean they're all child friendly, you should always pre watch! Totally worthless stupid movies not included.
BUT:
-if your rav bans all (secular) movies
-if you are not allowed to be exposed to non frum hashkafa or non positive middos
-you need all women dressed like a shtark Orthodox women as opposed to regular clothes
Please stick to Ushpizin.
Ushpizin
Stardust
The Wave/die Welle
Sweeney Todd
Grapes of Wrath
Usual suspects
Hunt for Gollum
Angels & Demons
Lord of the rings (3 movies, some kissing, one scene pretty intense, you should preview it for a child/teen)
Bloodsports (one or two "old time immodest" scenes, probably fine, know your audience)
Predator (a couple of trailer trash type sexual jokes, fine if audience is very sheltered or unsheltered)
Alien vs Predator (one condom joke)
Shutter Island (one painting with a woman bare on top, probably not an issue for those who can handle the horrible images of this movie)
Saw 1, Saw 2, Saw 5, Saw 6
Paintball (one crass joke, a girl in sports brassiere that you can avoid looking at)
Pitch Black (same)
Predators (same)
Centurion: very crass army humour, mention of rape
Outbreak: a few very light romantic referrences
Alive: one mention of "do you prefer sports or girls?" "girls!", mention of choosing to have another child
Sphere: talk of adultery (sad, not at all hot)
The Descent 1 (talk of adultery, joke about orgasm, know your audience) and 2 (girl in a low cut top in the end, avoidable)
Charlie and the chocolate factory (mannequin covered in candies stripped to its underwear by greedy kids)
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (hint the grandpa touched/pushed against a lady, probably will be unnoticed)
Le Diner de Cons (graphically clean but the whole movie deals with adultery)
I will add!
BUT:
-if your rav bans all (secular) movies
-if you are not allowed to be exposed to non frum hashkafa or non positive middos
-you need all women dressed like a shtark Orthodox women as opposed to regular clothes
Please stick to Ushpizin.
Ushpizin
Stardust
The Wave/die Welle
Sweeney Todd
Grapes of Wrath
Usual suspects
Hunt for Gollum
Angels & Demons
Lord of the rings (3 movies, some kissing, one scene pretty intense, you should preview it for a child/teen)
Bloodsports (one or two "old time immodest" scenes, probably fine, know your audience)
Predator (a couple of trailer trash type sexual jokes, fine if audience is very sheltered or unsheltered)
Alien vs Predator (one condom joke)
Shutter Island (one painting with a woman bare on top, probably not an issue for those who can handle the horrible images of this movie)
Saw 1, Saw 2, Saw 5, Saw 6
Paintball (one crass joke, a girl in sports brassiere that you can avoid looking at)
Pitch Black (same)
Predators (same)
Centurion: very crass army humour, mention of rape
Outbreak: a few very light romantic referrences
Alive: one mention of "do you prefer sports or girls?" "girls!", mention of choosing to have another child
Sphere: talk of adultery (sad, not at all hot)
The Descent 1 (talk of adultery, joke about orgasm, know your audience) and 2 (girl in a low cut top in the end, avoidable)
Charlie and the chocolate factory (mannequin covered in candies stripped to its underwear by greedy kids)
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory (hint the grandpa touched/pushed against a lady, probably will be unnoticed)
Le Diner de Cons (graphically clean but the whole movie deals with adultery)
I will add!