Crazy french stuff

[ruchel]

Text convo with husband:

David: You avoid an appointment at the ANPE on 7 January at 1.45 pm.
Me: me??????
David: yes you, you're a job seeker from... now on, in fact
Me: huh?????
Me: certainly not
David: yesyes
Me: why
David: so we have more aids
Me: aaaaah
Me: like?
David: no idea, will depend what I'll have when I stop working
me: ok
David: and maybe they'll find you something to pass time
me: too hard
David: sure not, you tell them what you can do and how many hours (schedule, distance) and they help you searching, they have a database with 130 000 work offers
me: they won't believe me
David: come on! you're the one who chooses, they can't force anything since you don't get aids from them
me: so what's the interest
David: good for the taxes and the CAF
me: ah
me: and what do I need to do to get aids from them?
David: you need to have worked
me: aaah
me: and what about the English lessons I plan to give
David: if it's paid in chèques emploi service it counts as work hours but you need minimum 900 heures to get the assedic