What kind of disease are you?
RubyWitch:
RubyWitch is caused by monkeys.
RubyWitch disease makes you kick babies.
To cure RubyWitch, build a lemur colony in your bathroom.
Why would I want to cure that?
And a Friday five grabbed from
alabastard FIVE JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE
1. Waitress/Bartender
2. Restaurant manager
3. Vice-president of a telephony software company
4. Lab tech working with mosquito larva
5. Bellydancer
FIVE MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. Young Frankenstein
2. Any of the Lord of the Rings films
3. Bubba Ho-Tep
4. Master & Commander
5. Any old Bela Lugosi Movies
FIVE TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH - Who has time?
1. Firefly
2. Iron Chef (original)
3. Any History channel
4. Any Discovery channel
5. Any Food TV
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION
1. Europe (Luxemborg/France/Germany/Switerland/Austria/Italy)
2. New Orleans
3. Cancun
4. Puerto Rico/St. Thomas/St. Maartin)
5. Key West, FL
FIVE WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY
1. LJ
2. News (CNN/Yahoo/FOX)
3. Kingsnake
4. eBay
5. Neal Boortz homepage
FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS
(recipes are in memories)
1. Lamb chops with rosemary
2. Steamed mussels with pasta
3. Rabbit glazed with blood-orange sauce
4. Honey Spiced Chicken
5. Curried lamb/chicken
FIVE PLACES YOU'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW
1. Atlanta
2. Key West, FL
3. Atlanta
4. Anywhere in Europe
5. Atlanta