A very Merry Christmas to all! I hope you all have had a really nice Christmas thus far. I was going to do a holiday chapter and then realized that I lack anything holiday except for the free stuff :) So instead it can just be a chapter on a holiday :).
Well Lexi you're looking festive!
Lexi: Yeah, I wouldn't get used to it. This is the only time I wore it so you could get some sort of a cover shot.
Fiona: I's don know dis wady.
Jun: Relax Fiona, I'm you're grandma Jun.
Fiona: You's not my grandma, I's calling da poweece.
You're granddaughter is going to call the police on your wife.
Robert: Relax, she's to young to know how to dial the phone yet. Say, when can I retire?
You know that moment when you are surrounded by golden sparkles and the grim reaper pays a visit?
Robert: Um, yeah
That's when :)
Shannon: I's hiding, shhhh.
What are you hiding from?
Shannon: Dat lady dat calls herself grandma.
"Grandma" was making herself useful for a change by teaching Fiona how to walk.
Fiona: You's better not dwop me. I's never twust again if you's do.
Lexi and Jack were at their club promoting it and taking photos for the fans.
Creepy guy: I still say she should have married me.
Married you? Please! Who reads a book at a night club? Anyone?
Lexi tried again to assemble the entire band and failed. Seems only Aiden is willing to be at her beck and call. I still haven't gotten any offers for gigs. Does anyone else have this problem with bands or is it just me?
Jack: It's really nice to be out on a date with you away from the kids Lex.
Lexi: I know it's kind of nice. You can almost remember what life was like before them.
Lexi: Speaking of life before them, why don't you come here big boy.
Jack: Oh yeah, I remember this fondly!
Lexi: Oh, that's embarrassing, Hi Jun.
Jun: Don't mind me, I was young once too you know.
Jack: Yeah, like centuries ago!
Lexi: Be nice Jack. You were her age exactly when I met you remember.
Jack: I love this time of day. Everyone is still asleep and I can watch whatever I want.
Fiona: Are you sure dis is how you do dis?
Jun: Would grandma lie to you?
It seems like only yesterday that she was born but it was time for Shannon's birthday!
Robert: Can't we keep her like this? I love toddlers.
Lexi: Alright baby doll! Time to grow up for mommy!
Shannon: I's don't know what's going on but I's wike it!
Oh look, it's the family trait of crossing your eyes when you grow up.
Shannon: Did I get it right?
Shannon's next trait was artistic, voted on by you guys! She's just adorable :)
Shannon: I want to write short stories. If I get a start on it when I'm young, I'll be a great writer like you when I grow up!
Awe, and she's sucking up already.
Shannon: Gotta go, I have a writing class just calling my name.
Fiona: Mommy said she was gonna do dis to daddy if she caught him watching TV any more.
Jack: What mommy doesn't know will get you presents.
Fiona: I's wike presents!
Shannon's room was done in her favorite color: Violet. I gave her two beds in the far chance she should actually have a friend she likes enough to sleep over.
Shannon: My very own laptop. Time to record my innermost thoughts.
Fiona was just content to play with herself.
Fiona: Dares no body else is dare.
Trista: I really should be cleaning this trashy house but I'm more interested in this soap opera at the moment.
Jack: Addicting isn't it.
Lexi: Oh I'm gonna be sick!
Lexi: Another baby, already? At least I'm getting them out of the way while I'm young.
Jack: See, I don't spend every moment in front of the TV. I still like to play with my girls.
Fiona: I's daddy's favorite.
They both have the same brooding look if you ask me.
Lexi: Well at least the clothes are different.
Yeah another baby on the way!
Lexi: But I want a girl!
Too bad, I want a boy.
Lexi: I hate it when you make me do things I don't want to do.
Jack wanted another girl too but they'll just have to bite me. I want a boy dang it!
Jack: See look, now I'm doing laundry. Aren't you proud?
You know Jack, I don't care how much you suck up, I'm still trying to think of a way to punish you.
Fiona: No body pay attention to me!
Ah grumpy Sims, how I've missed them......not!
Jack: For crying out loud Fiona what's the matter with you?
Fiona: Notin' daddy.
Jack: She just likes the attention like her old man.
Jun: I thought this family was going to be a laugh a minute but mostly everyone is off doing their own thing.
It happens sometimes.
Trista: This is really good Lexi. What is it called?
Lexi: A Atomic cherry chocolate punch.
Trista: Interesting and this one?
Lexi: Mint zinger. Um are you going to drink everything I make?
I finally figured out your punishment. You sir, are going to go get a job!
Jack: Oh come on. Why me?
Lexi: Daddy's gonna have to go to work.
Fiona: Silly mommy!
When Jack got home he had joined the culinary career just to make more money for the house. Then he helped Shannon with her homework.
Shannon: Thanks for helping me dad. I really appreciate it.
Jack: You're welcome hun. Now when you get up to Calculus and Physics you're going to have to ask someone else.
Trista: Stupid freaking bathroom. Everything in this house breaks like crazy.
Yeah, maybe one day I'll have a handy Sim and they can make everything unbreakable. But until then.
Lexi: She's going to catch you watching TV again Jack and you'll be sorry!
Jack: I'm doing research for work, it's the cooking channel. I just learned how to make a cheese plate.
I suppose that's an acceptable excuse.
Jack: Hey there little guy. I'm excited to have a little man in the house.
Lexi: I thought you wanted a girl?
Jack: I did. But now I'm excited about my boy!
Robert: Ladies eat your heart out.
I don't know how to tell you it's just not as affective as it was before. Elders keep a little muscle definition but not much.
Jun: I can't believe I'm still working. Now I have to get up and go to the hospital because some intern can't make up their own mind.
Awe come on, admit it, you secretly love it.
Jun: Alright you're right. I love it.
I can't believe you just brought those clothes in and dropped them by Jack.
Trista: I thought you wanted him to help out. This way it's right where he can find it.
Lexi: Silly Trista. She should know that I wont wait for Jack to pick things up. I know better than that.
Lexi: But what she does in insubordination she makes up for with French Toast.
You know you have a washer problem when the bubbles are coming through the wall.
See what I mean :)
Lexi: Ahem, privacy please.
You're bathing in front of windows and you want privacy?
Lexi: We are 30 stories up, so unless Superman stops by for a peek I think I'm safe.
Fiona: I's tink if I stick da stick up my nose I's finally get dat boogie.
Ew, don't do that.
Robert: It's creepy when you sit there and stare at me while I'm reading.
Trista: I know. Why do you think I enjoy doing it?
Lexi: Awe, Shannon what a good big sister!
Shannon: Thanks mom, here you go Fiona.
Fiona: Gimme!
Shannon: So if I add the three sides of the triangle like so I get the answer?
Trista: Yeah, shouldn't your dad be helping you?
Shannon: I got an F last time he helped.
Fiona: Ponies you de only one who understands me.
How did the homework go?
Shannon: Much better this time I think. But shh, I'm trying to watch this old movie. I love the classics.
Speaking of films, Robert won a Simglobe award. I decided he needed a couple of stands to keep them on. I may move them into the office though.
Doh! Not again! TRISTA did you leave something in the oven!
Robert: My life is flashing before my eyes.
Trista: Fear not, I've called the fire department.
Jack: Screw the fire department, we all know they show up after half the house has burned down!
Lexi: Well that ended better than the last fire.
Shannon: Yeah, cause dad saved the day!
Jack: Thank you Shannon.
Lexi: Jack get up it's time.
Jack: Time?
Jack: HOLY CRAP! MOVE AWAY FROM THE BED BEFORE YOU GOO IT!
Lexi: Not this again!
Jack: What? I'm up, I'm freaking out, isn't this proper husband participation?
Lexi: Well it's better than you telling me I'm in the way of the TV!
Jack: Really, so I did my part then?
Jack: Awesome cause I'm going back to bed now.
Lexi: So figures. At least he tried this time.
Shannon's worst nightmare? A broken laptop.
Shannon: Can't write....zzzzzzz.....stupid laptop.....zzzzzzz
And we have a.....
Boy! Everyone meet Jude (Name suggested by Mary Ferrer, voted 1 for a boy). Jude rolled light sleeper and excitable for his first trait.
It was early but not too bad so Jude was being aged up and it was cake for breakfast time!
Jun: Oh it's way too early to be peppy.
Jude: Wha's you wookin at?
Always with the crossed eyes.
Jude is freaking adorable! I think he's my best looking toddler yet and since I haven't had an ugly one that's saying alot! He had to have the toddler hawk, I mean come on, there isn't a more adorable hair cut is there :)
Lexi: There you go little guy. Eat up!
Fiona: What's dis cwap?
Trista: Breakfast.
Fiona: Serwiously? I's not amused.
Well that's all for this Christmas chapter. Take a minute and vote for the next traits for both Fiona and Jude!
Also, give me your opinion on whether or not Lexi & Jack should have one more child!
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