*ahem
If there's one thing that I hate, it's shitting in public. More specifically, shitting at work. I was having a conversation yesterday about being "regular" and though I'm regular in the sense that I'm rarely constipated, I can't set a clock to it like my mom could. Like she knows that when she gets off of work, it's time to go. Lucky her. I ALWAYS have to go mid-day while I'm here. Then I try to ignore it because I hate going here so much. If you do happen to go and accidentally blow it up, people remember your shoes like 6-year-olds and let everyone know. Plus the stalls are tiny and uncomfortable. And it's just crazy to squat and go.
I wish we had a nurse's office. that was my salvation in elementary school.
Barbara once told me to go on the 3rd floor because no one else uses it. That's a damn lie because the people in the law offices use it all the time and they're not too keen on outsiders coming in and blasting their territory. And to top it off, they're nice so I feel bad doing it.
Work sucks today. i'm just a little tired and i don't feel like talking to people. other than that, I guess it's not so bad. i have this crazy cough that won't leave, and I'm sick of taking medicine. I had an orange for breakfast to rob the Vitamin C. let's hope that works because fuck more Tylenol right about now.
I wish we had a nurse's office. that was my salvation in elementary school.
Barbara once told me to go on the 3rd floor because no one else uses it. That's a damn lie because the people in the law offices use it all the time and they're not too keen on outsiders coming in and blasting their territory. And to top it off, they're nice so I feel bad doing it.
Work sucks today. i'm just a little tired and i don't feel like talking to people. other than that, I guess it's not so bad. i have this crazy cough that won't leave, and I'm sick of taking medicine. I had an orange for breakfast to rob the Vitamin C. let's hope that works because fuck more Tylenol right about now.