I had a dream about a very big bunny
I went to visit my friend Alexis (prettipoetic) in Alabama (even though there was snow EVERYWHERE) and when i arrived at about 2am she was chasing her new bunny around. He was really tiny so I picked him up and the bastard peed all over me! It grossed me out so bad, i just dropped him right back in the snow, but it wasn't too far off the ground so he was chilling. Once I wiped off the pee, I brought him back into the house through the back door, and there was a possum in there that snuck in while the door was open. I asked Alexis if it was her possum because he didn't seem scared and neither did she, but she said no so I shooed him out. Right as the possum left, the bunny broke ass and tore out of there again, along with a cat.
So I got the cat back in and the possum and bunny (who was now much bigger) came along with it. I shoo the possum out, damn bunny escapes AGAIN. Alexis said, "it's ok, that wasn't my bunny anyway. my bunny is light brown with white spots." even though that's not what the bunny we played with when I first got there looked like. So finally the possum leaves the yard and a HUGE black bunny with white spots runs into our yard being chased by an equally large Shepard dog. The bunny sees Alexis' bunny, which is now the same size as that big ass bunny, and they start playing. Some gay white dude in a tight shirt runs into the yard calling after his big bunny, and Alexis carries her big ass bunny into the house. The Shepard dog follows, and I try to keep him out, but he's way too big and just knocks me down. In the other room, I can hear him (yes, the dog) yelling and saying that he doesn't want to leave and being very belligerent. Finally I hear a big crashing noise and he says, "OKAY, I'LL LEAVE!" and the front door opens and he runs out into the snow.
and that's all i remember.
So I got the cat back in and the possum and bunny (who was now much bigger) came along with it. I shoo the possum out, damn bunny escapes AGAIN. Alexis said, "it's ok, that wasn't my bunny anyway. my bunny is light brown with white spots." even though that's not what the bunny we played with when I first got there looked like. So finally the possum leaves the yard and a HUGE black bunny with white spots runs into our yard being chased by an equally large Shepard dog. The bunny sees Alexis' bunny, which is now the same size as that big ass bunny, and they start playing. Some gay white dude in a tight shirt runs into the yard calling after his big bunny, and Alexis carries her big ass bunny into the house. The Shepard dog follows, and I try to keep him out, but he's way too big and just knocks me down. In the other room, I can hear him (yes, the dog) yelling and saying that he doesn't want to leave and being very belligerent. Finally I hear a big crashing noise and he says, "OKAY, I'LL LEAVE!" and the front door opens and he runs out into the snow.
and that's all i remember.