The Flight of the Bumble Bee (weekend part 3)

Oct 31, 2006 14:32

so Bumble Bee had kidnapped me, licked my boobies, and generally dragged me around the house informing people of my sexuality. She made a peace sign with the middle and pointer finger of her left hand, then put her thumb out at a 90 degree angle from that (sort of like the sign for "I love you") and said it was the symbol for "Team Lesbian" (her logic being V for vagina, L for Lesbian...whatever.) at this point she started to annoy me, throwing up made up lesbo gang signs, but I didn't want to have to tag on to Tracy all night, so I made do with what I had and tried to talk to other people.

About an hour after we got there, Courtney's She-Ra was ready, and Tracy saved me from the Bee's clutches. Her friends warned her of my kidnapping, so whenever she would come near, Tracy and Courtney would swoop in to save me.

The party was a lot of fun and Tracy's friends were so nice and open. Tracy had warned us beforehand that a lot of the people would be swingers, and we may be approached by women, men or both. And that definitely happened. It was nice because even though I'd get approached by men, they'd hear I was a lesbian and back off. I didn't get the whole, "are you sure?" line that I get at home.

After the alcohol started flowing and we thoroughly lost track of time, Tracy started to make out with Heather, the hostess, who also happened to be her ex-girlfriend. I don't really know how it happened, but then Tracy made a sort-of bet with nobody to see how many girls she could kiss. none of us know the number, but we're sure it was about half the girls at the party. Then she made her friend Tiambe kiss me and Courtney, and I had no objections to that.

Later on Tracy decided to kiss my boobs for whatever reason, and Bumble Bee sat on the couch wavering back and forth looking at the encounter, but saying nothing. "I think the Bee's going to sting you" a girl dressed as Madonna from the Like a Virgin MTV performance said. All I could think to say was, "uh, oh." in my drunken state. The Bumble Bee braced herself on her friend who was dressed as Darryl Hannah from "Splash", and stood up, walking over to me slowly with her head hanging low, and eyes gazing up at me like a lion going in for the kill. She lunged her hands forward quickly and pulled down my bra and sucked on my nipple for a few, then put it back and walked back to her seat as if nothing ever happened. I think it was Tracy who sat in silence for a moment and said "okay, I have no idea what that was!"

We had a costume contest and I was up for "Best Cleavage" yet somehow lost to the Bumble Bee. Probably because she was the most known presence at the party. As Tiambe told us the next day, EVERYONE had their own story about her. She left soon after the awards with the guy dressed as the grim reaper, who I later found out was her boyfriend. I'm sure he would've let her hook up with a girl if she could've found one, but frankly her approach is too over the top. None of the girls were very interested at all.

So we danced, drank more, and as I played Mortal Kombat in the other room, Tracy frantically called me into the dance room and pulled me to watch two people kissing on the couch. "Is that...Courtney?" "And Smurfette!" Tracy beamed. The girl who won best costume of the night was dressed as Smurfette. Blonde wig, blue face paint, blue stockings, and a white dress. It was a great costume, but not make-out worthy. When Courtney finally came up for air and came over to us, she had blue face paint all over her nose. I will NOT let her live that down. ever.

After that, Courtney and I went to get yet another drink, and she said, "Tianna, I just have 5 words for you: You, Me, Tracy, hot tub!" "I'm so there!" We tracked down Tracy, stripped to our undies, and enjoyed the beauty that was the hot tub, though apparently the house rule is to be in there naked lol. The only one who followed the rule was Heather's husband Jeff, and we talked to him until the heat made us too tired to stay up any longer.

As we headed upstairs, Tracy said, "I'm going to have sex with Tianna tonight!" "Me too!" Courtney said, "Okay!" I happily proclaimed, even though we were too drunk to even walk straight. Tracy left to get her own pillow, and once the Courtney and I hit our heads on the pillow though, we were out in about 5 seconds. We woke up to varying degrees of headaches, dry mouths and confusion. "Hey, weren't we supposed to have sex last night?" I asked. We all laughed.

We finally got up around 11, chatted with Tiambe as she cleaned up the kitchen and told us her own stories, and headed out around noon. it was probably one of my top 5 Halloween celebrations.

What sucks is it's been 2 days and I'm STILL trying to catch up on rest.

bumble bee, holidays, parties

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