why hyukjae doesn't need porn

[rubyls]

why hyukjae doesn't need porn
eunhae; nc-17; crack, smut; 1604 w
hyukjae decides that trying out kinks from bad porn flicks is a good idea. except it isn't really.

the fic is bonomanic 's fault, the glove kink is canttakeabreath 's fault. for canttakeabreath as a kind of get-well-soon fic.

Comments

[fonulyn]

Okay this now was a perfect thing to read just before going to bed. Thank you! ;D

[rubyls]

no thank you! i'm glad you liked it :)

[marie_gable]

HOTTTTT!!!
Lol epic win for Hyuk XD
Thanks for sharing^^

[rubyls]

yay thank you! ♥

[canttakeabreath]

YES. YES. I TOLD YOU IT WAS WORTH POSTING I ALMOST FEEL BETTER ALREADY THIS WAS FABULOUS THERE WERE LEATHER GLOVES AND THERE WAS BRONZER OIL AND I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS AND THAT LAST LINE IS GOLDEN ilubb.

[rubyls]

UM IDEK OK IT WAS CRACK AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN FUCK LONG ENOUGH AND I HATED THE LAST LINE. BUT YOU KEPT ASKING ME TO POST IT. >:/ this is all your fault
i was so afraid you wouldn't like it okay ;-;

now where is your eunhae and your ryeowook drabble and goodness knows what other wips you have started

[canttakeabreath]

NO SHUT UP THIS IS FABULOUS I LOVE IT THERE WAS NOT ENOUGH PORN BUT THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH PORN SO IT'S OKAY, I FORGIVE YOU.

no i loved it shut up forever ok i mean ot forever please keep writing fic but i loved it it was fast and had all the right kinks and i approve forever.

my eunhae is being edited. uhm. and ryeowook and kangin drabbles are in my head and I CLAIM ILLNESS TIME OFF.

[rubyls]

I WRITE SO MUCH PORN AS IT IS ALREADY WHY DO YOU NEVER STOP MAKING ME WRITE MORE PORN?! also i can't seem to lengthen porn for any more than two pages, idk ok. i just like things going fast, slow awkward porn makes me go NASLKDFJASDF FUCK THIS and junk it.

SHUT UP AND GO AWAY THESE ARE ALL LIES RIGHT.

UM WHAT IS THIS ILLNESS TIME OFF. NO.

....jk okay get well soon bb ♥
also did you get my pm? or did it not get sent over and idek i got confused with the lj thing

[tees2mai]

Gloved!Hyuk OTL. My kink.

This. Just. s;zjlkflds What a wonderful porny day it has been.

[rubyls]

:D the kink is really because my friend was talking about hyukjae and his gloves in the sjm mv though, but asldflkasdf it was so hard to write i'm so glad you liked it ♥

[ime_ime_ime]

*getting horny in the morning @_@*

*Still incoherent to say something proper enough to be called a comment*

[ime_ime_ime]

this: “I can’t get it up,” Donghae mumbles, “this kink is shitty.” He turns his back towards Hyukjae and pulls the blankets over himself, “I’m going to sleep.” cracked me up XDD not good idea to woke Donghae up and asked him to suck your dick, Hyukjae!! kehehe, but fortunately, Hyukjae gt what he want in the second attempt LOL
and and the last line just a WIN :3 thanks for sharing :D

[rubyls]

nope definitely not a good idea ;) i'm glad you liked it, thank you so much! ♥