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Me and Theoredes have built an impenetrable fortress.
Well, I just designed it. I made Redes carry all the heavy stuff cause she's big. And then we found Uncle Andwise and pulled him out of the river long enough to tie things together.
So now we're hiding in a tree in case the freaky lady with all the makeup remembers she was after us for blood sacrifices and comes after us.
We have a vast arsenal to defend ourselves. :D
Redes says that we should have gotten cleaner rocks because princesses shouldn't get so dirty. I told her to shush and just aim for the eyes.
Oh, and we're tree-pirates today. Arr.
We shall be collecting tolls from anyone who passes by our tree. Except wraiths and their wifey things who will be hit on the head with rocks.
That is all.
Well, I just designed it. I made Redes carry all the heavy stuff cause she's big. And then we found Uncle Andwise and pulled him out of the river long enough to tie things together.
So now we're hiding in a tree in case the freaky lady with all the makeup remembers she was after us for blood sacrifices and comes after us.
We have a vast arsenal to defend ourselves. :D
Redes says that we should have gotten cleaner rocks because princesses shouldn't get so dirty. I told her to shush and just aim for the eyes.
Oh, and we're tree-pirates today. Arr.
We shall be collecting tolls from anyone who passes by our tree. Except wraiths and their wifey things who will be hit on the head with rocks.
That is all.